By all standards, you are more successful than this person, but you're still jealous. 

Can you actually remember when you stopped doing something really stupid that you enjoyed because you had to focus on serious things? Whether or not you can, odds are you did. That's why you are not this crazy cool whiffleball pitcher. He may not make very much money, but frankly, after watching this we'd sleep with him over a B-list or below celebrity any day of the week.

"Yeah my folks wanted me to go to law school, but I decided to be amazing instead."