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05/11/2012
Do-it-yourself Mother's Day card for professional athletes and their baby mamas.
Mother's Day can be a very confusing time of year for professional athletes and their baby mamas. Perhaps even as confusing as every day of the year is for the fatherless children they only...
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04/17/2012
Football player sets new record in baby-daddying.
10 kids. 8 women. 6 states. 1 horny football player with a severe condom allergy, apparently. Antonio Cromartie of the New York Jets recently welcomed another child into this crazy, mixed-up world...
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