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ELECTION 2012
08/29/2012
Athletes who think we want to hear their political opinions.
Never have "politics" seemed more festive than in this sign.There are two reasons why athletes should not comment on politics. The first reason was eloquently expressed by Michael...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/06/2012
U.S. Olympic swim team uses their gold medals like Mardi Gras beads during London night out.
Don't look at Lochte, girls! Look here at the shiny!America is all about working hard and getting rewarded for it, and our swimmers are no different. It's just like we tell our kids: you...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/06/2012
Flowchart explains how to interview an Olympic athlete like your standard brain-dead announcer.
In the American version, leave a little space for someone to credit a deity.The Brits are holding their own in the medal count this year, but they've always punched above their weight when it...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
07/11/2012
Team USA's opening ceremony uniforms are about as dumb as the Olympics opening ceremony will be.
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SPORTS
01/30/2012
10 of the scariest haircuts in the history of professional sports.
In fairness to his sense of style, this could just as easily be a side effect of gonorrhea.(Tiger Woods)While professional athletes are definitely better than us in almost every way imaginable,...
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