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HEALTH & FITNESS
08/20/2012
11 terrifying headlines that prove you're right for never getting off your ass to go jogging.
Not to add insult, but this basically imples that the woman looks and smells like garbage. It's easy to think of excuses for avoiding your morning run— "It's too cold,"...
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FANS
08/16/2012
The most publicly humiliating way to get caught playing with your boner.
Let's all just be grateful that the only person who can't see his boner is that kid.The majesty of this photo/video combo can only be expressed in song: When you're happy and we see...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/12/2012
New Olympic photos even more awkwardly erotic than the porn you just finished watching.
This means it's a draw right?In ancient times, the Greeks competed in the Olympics naked. This is because they weren't fooling themselves about how incredibly sexual having thousands of...
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SOMEECARDS
08/10/2012
Olympic level boredom.
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LISTS
06/15/2012
A special NBA Finals update to the most awkward high-fives in the history of human hands.
He even high-fives like a velociraptor. Much is made about excessive celebration these days, but seldom do you year about excessive awkwardbration — and that's not just because we made...
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WATER SPORTS
05/30/2012
Introducing the world's most sexually inappropriate surfboard.
Kids these days, with their iPods and their dick-shaped longboards. And for God's sake, she's not even making that thing wear a condom! The federal government funnels millions of dollars into...
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BOWLING
05/05/2012
Bowling alley has the most uncomfortably suggestive ad slogan possible.
Actually, what's amazing is that this ad copywriter doesn't seem to know what "The Shocker" is. It's like, come on bro, were you even in a fraternity?
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VIDEOS
05/01/2012
Watch this celebration of great uncomfortable silences in sports television history.
Considering how much time and effort is put into developing sitcoms and comedy game shows for television, it's astounding how little of the final product is actually funny. And considering how...
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BASEBALL
04/18/2012
The most startlingly awkward press conference you'll see today.
Nationals manager Davey Johnson may be the team leader on the field, but judging from his utter confusion and complete lack of reaction to a fire alarm that went off during a post-game press...
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GOLF
04/09/2012
Masters-winning golfer also a master of awkward handshakes.
Here's this year's Masters champion Bubba Watson going in for what clearly wasn't a handshake offer from Augusta National chariman Billy Payne. And then here's poor Billy Payne trying...
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Johnny McNulty
Fundamentalists are right when they say the Fantasy genre is anti-Christian, since no one ever picks Tim Tebow.
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First fantasy football draft tonight! Don't know much about it but I'll be in full chain mail armor and will try to get all the unicorns!!
Michelle Wolf
My fantasy football team is where we're at a party and they say "you're funny and smart, I want to love you forever." Am I doing this right?
Jon Friedman
I play fantasy football because it is my fantasy to play football.
Alex Scordelis
Hey, who wants to hear about my fantasy football team? *the sound of everyone unfollowing me at once*
Jensen Karp
The real fantasy in my football league is that the other dudes w/ teams wouldn't have bullied me in middle school.
Ben Swanson
Fantasy Football draft! As usual, football made out of boobs goes No. 1 overall. #FantasyFootball
Aaron Fullerton
I'm a little nervous, I picked "humility" and "good sportsmanship" for my fantasy football team.
Rex Huppke
My fantasy football draft is tonight. Hoping to nab Tom Brady, a Minotaur, Jesus (with laser gun) and Paul Ryan's abs.
Ted Berg
Hey do you guys know if there's anyplace on the Internet or TV I can get tips and information regarding fantasy football?
Jen Statsky
So psyched it's (No I don't want to join your) Fantasy Football league season again!
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MLB players, Lance Armstrong, and now Jersey Shore. It definitely don't pay to be takin them steroids.
Dan McQuade
It's kind of comforting that Phillies-Mets games have returned to their natural state of two bad teams playing each other.
Alex Mann
Fantasy football somehow makes having an argument with a teenager on a message board feel appropriate.
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I'm eating at a place where the guy in the next booth was legitimately laughing at a Michael Jordan underwear commercial.
Matt Goldich
I try to shower immediately after doing something gross like showering at the gym.
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I can't believe Bartolo Colon got suspended for being 50.
Peyton's Head
For $350, I'm assuming Lebron's new Nikes come with your own child laborer.
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A newborn's soft spot #thingsmoredurablethanMikeVick
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