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BASEBALL
10/11/2012
ADD kid will finally make you feel good about the effort you put into sports.
I wanna be a baseball star! Now I wanna be a movie star!In the time it takes you to read this sentence, you could have relived this child's entire sports career several times over. Don't...
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BASEBALL
09/28/2012
Tampa Bay rookies dress up in bikinis and dance to 'Call Me Maybe' in order to haze baseball fans.
I think I finally "get" American Apparel now.Hazing. It seems like something that should happen at the beginning of baseball season. It also seems like something that should be private,...
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BASEBALL
09/27/2012
Headline typo accidentally turns major league pitcher into bestiality enthusiast.
Who would even touch that ball with a bat, knowing where his hands have been?Wow, nine straight batters? That's pretty impressive. Maybe it had something to do with the fact that all nine...
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BASEBALL
09/20/2012
A fun fact that'll make you feel better about your favorite baseball team unless it's the Cubs.
Thanks everyone! Get your next fact at the same non-daily time, same non-daily place!
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FANS
09/19/2012
Perverted fan gets ejected from baseball game for most embarrassing reason possible.
All great art requires sacrifice. Socrates gave his life to defend intellectual freedom. Beethoven went deaf rocking out too hard. Michaelangelo really messed up his back doing the Sistine Chapel....
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BASEBALL
09/14/2012
The single worst jersey ever seen on a human body.
EVERYONE BEHIND THIS MAN GOT UP AND LEFT.There are some things that just don't belong in baseball, like crying and steroids. Then there are things that don't belong in baseball, on a...
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BASEBALL
09/12/2012
Conversation about baseball literally puts sportscaster to sleep.
Think about baseball, think about baseball.... nope, not helping.Baseball gets knocked for being boring a lot, and it doesn't help America's Pasttime's case that a man who is literally...
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BASEBALL
09/10/2012
Pitcher almost decapitated by line drive is laughing in death's face online.
Judging by his profile pic, Buster Olney has taken a few hits to the face as well.When you take a hardball propelled by a pro baseball player right above your left eye socket, you pretty much have...
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BASEBALL
09/10/2012
Obese pitcher's amazing play makes your weight problem look even more unathletic.
I love stealing plates! Aw, this one ain't got no fooood.People sometimes say pitchers can't hit, or run, or slide into base. People sometimes say that the extremely obese are unathletic,...
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TWEETS
09/05/2012
Baseball manager's pro-Obama tweet is even more illiterate than most anti-Obama tweets.
This tweet great. job. whit all our respect. you. look. dumb. congrats. to. you.Ozzie Guillen is an inspirational figure who taught us that a Spanish-speaking immigrant from Venezuela can still be...
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My fantasy football team is where we're at a party and they say "you're funny and smart, I want to love you forever." Am I doing this right?
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I play fantasy football because it is my fantasy to play football.
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Hey, who wants to hear about my fantasy football team? *the sound of everyone unfollowing me at once*
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The real fantasy in my football league is that the other dudes w/ teams wouldn't have bullied me in middle school.
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I'm a little nervous, I picked "humility" and "good sportsmanship" for my fantasy football team.
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