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11/01/2012
Every annoying fan of every NBA franchise in under 180 seconds.
"All of those were right except for mine!"Liking a team is something that connects you to your friends and neighbors. Being a die-hard fan is something that makes you exactly the same as...
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BASKETBALL
10/03/2012
Mark Cuban figures out how to be first person to make Gagnam Style worse.
Mark Cuban makes his money extorting people who don't want to see him dance.Gangnam Style is the douchiest trend to ever hit the Interney, and Mark Cuban is the douchiest thing to ever hit...
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BASKETBALL
10/02/2012
The most unofficially licensed NBA product on the market.
That's heroin, right? We're Internet nerds, so don't ask us.First, an obligitory display of minimal ethics: LeBron James is not really endorsing this heroin. These were found on a...
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BASKETBALL
09/20/2012
Scottie Pippen discovered in the most phallic fast food commercial of the last 20 years.
Scottie Pippen must have really needed the money. He can't afford chairs.One of the perks of being a pro athlete is getting paid to endorse products for money and free swag. One of the...
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BASKETBALL
08/28/2012
Cruel iPhone poll shows just how (not) far women's basketball has come.
To be fair, for $5 you can get a season pass, right?Ouch, everyone, ouch. The scariest part is, no one has ever asked the same question at the one dollar or one quarter level, and we have a bad...
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HEADLINES
08/24/2012
Fox News headline is the Michael Jordan of insulting Michael Jordan.
Obama's humblebragging aside, we're not sure how 'fair and balanced' it was to run both Michael Jordan and Carmelo Anthony under the free-flowing liberal critique spiggot that is Fox...
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BASKETBALL
08/22/2012
The least factually accurate yet somehow most honest Kobe Bryant stats you'll see today.
These facts might not be 100% accurate, but they're honest, which is more than Kobe can tell his soon to be ex-wife he is. Other cool stats include: "99%" (The amount of decision making...
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METTA WORLD PEACE
08/22/2012
Metta World Peace's appearance on Yo Gabba Gabba is almost as insane as Metta World Peace.
When you're wondering what the hell is wrong with young people in 20 years, remember this.Metta World Peace, aka Ron Artest, aka What The Hell, stopped by the set of Yo Gabba Gabba this week...
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08/20/2012
Witness Kobe humiliate Chinese amateurs more than he's ever humiliated his wife.
If you have stage fright, you're supposed to imagine the audience naked. If you're Kobe Bryant and you're nervous about whether you can take Dwight Howard and the Lakers to the playoffs...
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08/14/2012
Former NFL lineman's fat-jiggling NBA tryout is funnier than your own fat-jiggles.
He who controls the Spice, controls the universe.It's normally irritating when someone has many talents, but if Spice Adams suddenly conducted the New York Philharmonic tomorrow, we would all...
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