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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/12/2012
New Olympic photos even more awkwardly erotic than the porn you just finished watching.
This means it's a draw right?In ancient times, the Greeks competed in the Olympics naked. This is because they weren't fooling themselves about how incredibly sexual having thousands of...
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JOCKULAR ORIGINAL
08/12/2012
If the London Olympics were your Facebook feed.
With only the sure to be disappointing closing ceremony remaining in these 30th Olympic games, let us take this moment to look back on all that we've seen, in the way that we would probably have...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/09/2012
The only non-erotic way to watch Women's Beach Volleyball.
Oh, they're throwing a ball back and forth over the net! Now we see.Boy, beach volleyball has been a lot of fun to watch at the Olympics. The only problem is it's very hard to watch the...
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SOMEECARDS
08/09/2012
Smutty victory.
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JOCKULAR ORIGINAL
08/08/2012
Lesser known Olympic Beach Volleyball rules.
Beach volleyball is a lot more than a game that people in movies play at the beach. It's a serious competition with serious rules. Here are some you may not know to help you better appreciate...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/08/2012
Olympic volleyball referee signals for people who care about something other than the players' butts.
None of these calls are about touching butts, because that's ALWAYS legal in volleyball.Beach volleyball is a confusing sport. Most confusing is why a game designed specifically to flirt on...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/02/2012
The 20 suspected butts Kerri Walsh touched to get pinkeye.
"I got it from here."Pinkeye. Conjunctivitis. The silent embarrassor. A disease we've all had (when we were kids) and a disease we don't like to talk about, because it means that...
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