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06/21/2012
Why you should immediately apologize to anyone you ever bullied in high school.
No one has to get hurt here, alright? Just calmly full-screen a spreadsheet on your computer, quietly tip-toe out of the office, slowly pick up a Whitman's Sampler at the corner store, and drive...
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