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FOOTBALL
09/27/2012
College's misplaced midfield logo doesn't help school look like it's for smart kids.
Just like Rush Limbaugh warned. Our universities are left-of-center.Hey, we're not the kind of people who would randomly crap on the University of Minnesota at Crookston. We would only crap on...
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FOOTBALL
09/19/2012
College football fans prematurely celebrate all over the field three times before winning
Utah fans win like they ejaculate: early and rarely.Look, we get it. You haven't won in a while, you're really excited, and you can't quite wait for the other team to finish all the...
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TWEET PICK
08/30/2012
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COLLEGE FOOTBALL
08/23/2012
9 College Gameday posters that prove your parents money is going to a complete waste.
There's no 'i' in team or 'ESPN' but there is one in 'penis'.In addition to being a time to both grow as a person and a scholar, college offers young men and women the...
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COLLEGE FOOTBALL
08/21/2012
Unfortunate logo juxtaposition answers questions about football team in most phallic way possible.
College football season is almost underway and Michigan seems to be facing a lot of uncertainty. Hopefully they can figure out which player has the biggest dick soon so they can move on to other...
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COLLEGE FOOTBALL
08/02/2012
What one can only imagine the Chick-fil-A Bowl trophy will look like this year.
"We pounded a lot of men tonight to defend heterosexual marriage and also the title."God. Marriage. Gays. What do these things have to do with OK chicken sandwiches? Absolutely nothing,...
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COLLEGE FOOTBALL
07/23/2012
Statue of old man that may or may not be Joe Paterno now for sale on Ebay.
< CLICK TO ENLARGE IMAGE >Well, that's one way to turn lemons that turned a blind eye to horrible crimes into lemonade that turned a blind eye to horrible crimes — though a better...
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SOMEECARDS
07/23/2012
Proud alumni.
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SPORTS TV GUIDE
07/19/2012
Sports you can watch from your sofa: July 19, 2012
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07/17/2012
Sports you can watch from your sofa: July 17, 2012
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