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BASKETBALL
11/01/2012
Every annoying fan of every NBA franchise in under 180 seconds.
"All of those were right except for mine!"Liking a team is something that connects you to your friends and neighbors. Being a die-hard fan is something that makes you exactly the same as...
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HOCKEY
06/12/2012
Hockey team continues to be mistaken for basketball team even after Stanley Cup win.
Just when you thought the Los Angeles Kings would finally earn some respect after winning the first Stanley Cup in franchise history, NBC Sports goes ahead and piles on another dumptruck full of salt...
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NBA
02/15/2012
Douchebag Mavericks owner behaves exactly how you'd expect douchebag Mavericks owner to behave on Facebook.
Obviously being a billionaire, NBA team owner and supporting actor for the final season of Entourage isn't enough of an ego boost for Mark Cuban, who apparently felt the need to...
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01/11/2012
Mavericks fans enjoy their new jobs as second-string Mavericks players.
It's not unusual to see a douchebag on the Maverick's bench, but that douchebag is usually the team's owner Mark Cuban, not a low-rent Joey Fatone and what appears to be the lead singer...
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01/06/2012
Dirk Nowitzki reading Britney Spears lyrics is funny because it's Dirk Nowitzki reading Britney Spears lyrics.
Athletes aren't very funny. Nor should they be. It simply wouldn't be fair to the rest of mankind who are forced to rely solely on their scathing wit and self-deprecation to mate (or sadly...
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