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VALENTINE'S DAY
02/14/2013
Valentine's Day greetings from your favorite religious, narcissistic, or sexually terrifying athletes.
Somewhere on the laziness scale between writing "Happy Birthday" on a Facebook Wall and taking the effort to lick a Christmas card stamp lies the act of handing out bulk Valentine's...
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LISTS
07/19/2012
More of the most incredibly unfortunate sports headline and photo juxtapositions.
Thank god her skid-resistant t-shirt saved her.Let's face it, layout editors probably don't care about their jobs any more than the rest of us do, so it really shouldn't come as a...
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RACING
02/28/2012
Awkward ad placement leads to most convincing argument in history for having car insurance.
Sexually exploited race car driver Danica Patrick made her debut in NASCAR this week, where she crashed 3 times during 3 separate events, including the Daytona 500. Luckily for her though, the money...
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NASCAR
02/23/2012
The simplest Google Maps directions ever given.
< CLICK TO ENLARGE IMAGE >This Sunday GED holders from around the country will tune-in to watch the 54th Annual Daytona 500. As a special service to those viewers, as well as to the NASCAR...
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