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02/14/2013
Valentine's Day greetings from your favorite religious, narcissistic, or sexually terrifying athletes.
Somewhere on the laziness scale between writing "Happy Birthday" on a Facebook Wall and taking the effort to lick a Christmas card stamp lies the act of handing out bulk Valentine's...
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09/11/2012
New sports moments even more awkwardly erotic than the porn you're watching.
Sports are sweaty, full-contact, and for the most part played with equipment that resembles either a penis, a testicle or both. Thus, it's no surprise that players can easily find themselves...
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BASEBALL
08/03/2012
Hacker of Yankees Facebook page posts funniest possible season-ending surgery for Derek Jeter.
The Yankee Facebook page was hacked on Thursday to give an update on the team's biggest player, Derek Jeter. The sad part is that it's fake and we'll never get to meet Minnie Mantlez who...
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BASEBALL
07/10/2012
7 things to do at the MLB All-Star game that are more interesting than the All-Star game.
1. Explore the Royals Hall of Fame, but find something else to do, because it won't take you that long to see that they won one World Series.The Kansas City Royals are hosting today's...
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06/12/2012
12 more of the most absurd screen grabs in sports television history.
The Internet may be the number one destination for making fun of sports, but television is still the preferred medium for watching them. Where the two intersect is this hilarious collection of sports...
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12/30/2011
The 25 most hilariously unflattering pictures from the year in sports.
Brian WilsonCan you suffer one more end-of-year pictorial retrospective? What if we told you it features a picture of Chris Bosh unintentionally miming a blow job? Welcome aboard. We combed...
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12/26/2011
The 10 most stunningly awful sports-inspired rap videos of 2011.
10.There's something about white people and bad rap music. They go together like white people and figgy pudding. And there's something about sports in particular that tends to bring out...
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12/13/2011
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