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10/02/2012
The most unofficially licensed NBA product on the market.
That's heroin, right? We're Internet nerds, so don't ask us.First, an obligitory display of minimal ethics: LeBron James is not really endorsing this heroin. These were found on a...
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07/30/2012
Olympic losers.
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06/20/2012
Most deranged voicemail ever links causes of drug use, abortion and gay marriage to Manny Ramirez.
In just 3 minutes and 39 seconds, a 69-year old woman and self-proclaimed non-fuddy-duddy reveals that Manny Ramirez's dreadlocks are the cause of steroid use, abortion and gay marriage. Although...
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02/23/2012
Former MLBer demonstrates why you shouldn't watch Super Troopers immediately before driving high.
At one point in his career, Elijah Dukes was considered one of most promising young prospects in baseball. But while a series of on and off-the-field incidents may have derailed his career on the...
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01/04/2012
The Stanford Marching Band's 8 most marijuana-induced photo ops of all-time.
The Leland Stanford Junior University Marching Band is equal parts the pride and abomination of Stanford. Since abandoning all pretense of traditional marching almost 50 years ago, the band has been...
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