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FOOTBALL
10/07/2012
What it would look like if all the NFL Quarterbacks talked on Facebook.
If only real QBs were this articulate... (full convo below)For political nerds, there's the Presidential Debates. For slightly less political nerds, there was last night's debate between...
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FOOTBALL
05/07/2012
See Eli Manning work out his severe sibling rivalry issues in this SNL commercial parody.
When athletes are given hosting duties on Saturday Night Live, their stilted performances can sometimes sink the show faster than an Italian cruise ship (TOPICAL!). Thankfully, Eli Manning scored a...
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LISTS
04/04/2012
6 more hilariously absurd Taiwanese takes on American sports news.
Cheerleader Sex ScandalOf all the things made in Taiwan (rubber ducks, Chien-Ming Wang, those little plastic swords you get in club sandwiches), nothing compares in sheer usefulness to the CGI...
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NEW YORK GIANTS
02/07/2012
Clueless Giants fan single-handedly ruins Giants victory parade.
A man named Eli Manning just led his football team to victory in the biggest sports competition in the galaxy. Perhaps you've seen him on the front page of every newspaper in existence or...
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NEW YORK GIANTS
02/07/2012
New Eli Manning wax figure more terrifying than real-life Gisele Bundchen.
Perhaps Madame Tussauds was attempting to shift Eli's image from "overly boyish" to "greasy sociopath who will wear your flesh as a uniform." Either way, we'll willing to...
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NFL
02/03/2012
The most insane tattoo you'll ever see on the scalp of a newly incarcerated New England Patriots fan.
Meet Victor Thompson, a resident of Laconia, N.H., who decided to tattoo the Patriots logo on both sides of his head before Super Bowl XLII. Mr. Thompson will be watching this Sunday's rematch...
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SUPER BOWL XLVI
02/03/2012
Our informative and thoroughly obnoxious guide to Super Bowl XLVI.
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SUPER BOWL XLVI
02/02/2012
Giants Facebook page urges you to take your Super Bowl party to the next level.
It's about time gourmet teas inserted themselves into the Super Bowl party picture.
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SUPER BOWL
02/01/2012
The proper way to prepare a Super Bowl spread if you're the most disgusting person on Earth.
If you're unfamiliar with the Canadian crew of food criminals who produce the YouTube cooking show Epic Meal Time, you're probably going to hate us for introducing you to them now. The...
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VID PICKS
01/28/2012
Leaked Peyton Manning voicemail to Tom Brady reveals brother Eli's shameful secrets.
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