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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/09/2012
Ignorant ESPN UK host calls Ireland 'a joke' for not playing with the rest of Britain.
Hello, I'm Russell Barwick and I've just volunteered to have my ass kicked by this lady."Ireland is a joke for not joining team GB. It's a whole Irish joke. It just makes no...
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OLYMPICS
07/09/2012
How to turn your penis into the 2012 Olympics mascot. (NSFW)
When in London, dress your penis up like the English do. We're not here to say whether this mascot is offensive; after all, long before Michael Phelps was piddling around in his Speedo, the...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
07/05/2012
The best attempt at stealing a priceless Olympic artifact you'll see today.
If you take as long to walk though England as the Olympic flame has, you're bound to be robbed by adorable orphans. We know they are orphans, of course, because they are small and British and...
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SOCCER
07/02/2012
Proof that Americans enjoy dying more than they enjoy soccer.
Americans may not be the biggest soccer fans in the world, but if these four recent TIME magazine covers are any indication, apparently we find stories ABOUT SOMEONE'S PARENTS DYING even less...
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SOCCER
06/25/2012
Today in sports announcer humiliation: BBC soccer commentator refers to 'NFL basketball.'
In fairness, we haven't even bothered to learn the acronyms for any of those limey sports leagues. USA! USA!
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SOCCER
06/25/2012
The saddest pornographic fan distraction you'll ever barely see.
Earlier today, Italy defeated England on penalty kicks to advance to the Euro 2012 semi-finals — and it wasn't for lack of trying on behalf of England's fans, who pulled out all...
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