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10/29/2012
More of the most absurd things ever seen at the gym aside from you.
"Nowadays everyone has to look like a french fry to get laid!"The gym can be an intimidating place, what with all the grunting, weight dropping, and people who actually have the...
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08/27/2012
The 20 most absurd, inventive and/or inappropriately sexual attempts to reinvent the bicycle.
Last one to the egg is a discarded potential person!Bicycles. Are there any greater feats of human engineering? Yes, but bicycles are still pretty cool, and their basic design has remained the...
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ATHLETIC GEAR
08/22/2012
The perfect sweatsuit for people who care so little about themselves that they wear sweatsuits.
The clothes make the man who has made nothing of himself.When you go to the gym, you're making a decision to care about yourself enough to make your body acceptable to human eyes. When you...
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08/20/2012
13 animals exercising better than you ever will.
"I eat a solid diet of protein - fish, chicken and steroids."These animals are more than just cute, they're also better than you! Take a page out of their book, and get off your butt...
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HEALTH & FITNESS
08/20/2012
11 terrifying headlines that prove you're right for never getting off your ass to go jogging.
Not to add insult, but this basically imples that the woman looks and smells like garbage. It's easy to think of excuses for avoiding your morning run— "It's too cold,"...
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EXERCISE
07/18/2012
The most ironic t-shirt ever worn by someone who wasn't a dirty hipster.
If "workout" means what a normal person eats, then yes, her warmup is your workout. For example, you eat dinner, she warms up with dinner and then workouts out with second dinner and cools...
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07/18/2012
Hilariously altered exercise bike promises to make exercising even more painful than it already is.
Half the battle of working out is actually motivating yourself to workout, but something tells us this isn't helping in that endeavor. Unless, of course, you are a whore.
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EXERCISE
07/01/2012
Proof that your excessive drinking is just as good for you as the Yoga class you hardly ever attend.
Chances are you already justify your alcoholic binges by telling yourself things like "It has anti-oxidants," even though you have no idea what anti-oxidants are. Don't worry, we're...
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06/20/2012
A reinterpretation of office stretches that will make your horrible day more bearable.
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03/09/2012
Precisely why you shouldn't purchase a pre-owned yoga mat.
< CLICK TO ENLARGE IMAGE >On the German Craigslist this would have been listed under the "Casual Encounters" section and she probably would have charged a lot more.
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First fantasy football draft tonight! Don't know much about it but I'll be in full chain mail armor and will try to get all the unicorns!!
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My fantasy football team is where we're at a party and they say "you're funny and smart, I want to love you forever." Am I doing this right?
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I play fantasy football because it is my fantasy to play football.
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Hey, who wants to hear about my fantasy football team? *the sound of everyone unfollowing me at once*
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The real fantasy in my football league is that the other dudes w/ teams wouldn't have bullied me in middle school.
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Fantasy Football draft! As usual, football made out of boobs goes No. 1 overall. #FantasyFootball
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I'm a little nervous, I picked "humility" and "good sportsmanship" for my fantasy football team.
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My fantasy football draft is tonight. Hoping to nab Tom Brady, a Minotaur, Jesus (with laser gun) and Paul Ryan's abs.
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Hey do you guys know if there's anyplace on the Internet or TV I can get tips and information regarding fantasy football?
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So psyched it's (No I don't want to join your) Fantasy Football league season again!
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MLB players, Lance Armstrong, and now Jersey Shore. It definitely don't pay to be takin them steroids.
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It's kind of comforting that Phillies-Mets games have returned to their natural state of two bad teams playing each other.
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I try to shower immediately after doing something gross like showering at the gym.
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A newborn's soft spot #thingsmoredurablethanMikeVick
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