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FOOTBALL
10/04/2012
Liam Neeson has a very particular set of skills that do not include knowing about football.
It's just great to celebrate athleticism in talking out of your Irish butt.Liam Neeson is known for many things; being Irish, being tall, being a terrific Shakespearean actor on top of film...
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HEADLINES
08/24/2012
Fox News headline is the Michael Jordan of insulting Michael Jordan.
Obama's humblebragging aside, we're not sure how 'fair and balanced' it was to run both Michael Jordan and Carmelo Anthony under the free-flowing liberal critique spiggot that is Fox...
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SOMEECARDS
08/24/2012
High ride.
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BASKETBALL
08/22/2012
The least factually accurate yet somehow most honest Kobe Bryant stats you'll see today.
These facts might not be 100% accurate, but they're honest, which is more than Kobe can tell his soon to be ex-wife he is. Other cool stats include: "99%" (The amount of decision making...
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BASEBALL
08/22/2012
11 douchebag Yankee fans perfectly validating everyone's hatred of Yankee fans.
Stealing a baseball from a kid is only slightly worse than being a Yankees fan.Yankees fans don't have the best reputation, but then again they don't really deserve a good one. They are,...
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HEADLINES
07/31/2012
Olympics headline wins gold medal in pointlessness.
Sure, cold hard facts may not be as titilating as a tabloid headline or partisan political commentary, but Sally Jenkins is a reporter dammit, and her job is to report the facts! Though, and this is...
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SOMEECARDS
07/30/2012
Gold medal schadenfreude.
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FOOTBALL
07/24/2012
CFL touchdown celebration is the only thing more embarrassing than the Canadian Football League.
Having to tell someone that you play for the Hamilton Tiger-Cats in the Canadian Football League is embarrassing enough. Add in missing a touchdown due to an early celebration and you've just...
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RACING
07/12/2012
Racer's awkward victory celebration will make you feel better about never winning anything.
It doesn't matter when you finish, its when your partner(s) finish.Things were going just great for Riccardo Russo up until a few seconds into this video; he's a superbike racer (now...
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BASEBALL
07/11/2012
Announcer interrupts this broadcast to bring his face some ribs.
"I'm doing this to make Prince Fielder angry enough to win."If an article begins with "In John Kruk's defense", it probably already means John Kruk has embarrassed...
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Johnny McNulty
Fundamentalists are right when they say the Fantasy genre is anti-Christian, since no one ever picks Tim Tebow.
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First fantasy football draft tonight! Don't know much about it but I'll be in full chain mail armor and will try to get all the unicorns!!
Michelle Wolf
My fantasy football team is where we're at a party and they say "you're funny and smart, I want to love you forever." Am I doing this right?
Jon Friedman
I play fantasy football because it is my fantasy to play football.
Alex Scordelis
Hey, who wants to hear about my fantasy football team? *the sound of everyone unfollowing me at once*
Jensen Karp
The real fantasy in my football league is that the other dudes w/ teams wouldn't have bullied me in middle school.
Ben Swanson
Fantasy Football draft! As usual, football made out of boobs goes No. 1 overall. #FantasyFootball
Aaron Fullerton
I'm a little nervous, I picked "humility" and "good sportsmanship" for my fantasy football team.
Rex Huppke
My fantasy football draft is tonight. Hoping to nab Tom Brady, a Minotaur, Jesus (with laser gun) and Paul Ryan's abs.
Ted Berg
Hey do you guys know if there's anyplace on the Internet or TV I can get tips and information regarding fantasy football?
Jen Statsky
So psyched it's (No I don't want to join your) Fantasy Football league season again!
Not Charles Barkley
MLB players, Lance Armstrong, and now Jersey Shore. It definitely don't pay to be takin them steroids.
Dan McQuade
It's kind of comforting that Phillies-Mets games have returned to their natural state of two bad teams playing each other.
Alex Mann
Fantasy football somehow makes having an argument with a teenager on a message board feel appropriate.
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I'm eating at a place where the guy in the next booth was legitimately laughing at a Michael Jordan underwear commercial.
Matt Goldich
I try to shower immediately after doing something gross like showering at the gym.
Seth Meyers
I can't believe Bartolo Colon got suspended for being 50.
Peyton's Head
For $350, I'm assuming Lebron's new Nikes come with your own child laborer.
Joe Praino
A newborn's soft spot #thingsmoredurablethanMikeVick
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