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BASKEBALL
10/15/2012
Greek basketball fans even more terrifying than state of Greek economy.
Welcome to the Citibank Infernodome!Did you know that at this moment, Greece is having terrible problems battling the rise of a fascist party that is replacing the police because the economy...
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FOOTBALL
09/25/2012
Baltimore fans are the only ones classless enough to truly call BS on the NFL refs.
That crowd has the clearest diction anyone has heard in Baltimore since Poe's time.Leave it to the city of Edward Allen Poe's fiction and the fictional Omar Little to find the most...
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FANS
09/19/2012
Perverted fan gets ejected from baseball game for most embarrassing reason possible.
All great art requires sacrifice. Socrates gave his life to defend intellectual freedom. Beethoven went deaf rocking out too hard. Michaelangelo really messed up his back doing the Sistine Chapel....
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FANS
09/17/2012
Creepy NFL fan is even more awkward than when you meet celebrities.
Don't look, but this guy is standing behind you right now.Standing behind people on TV has been a proud tradition since people figured out the camera will just film any old face that walks in...
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BASEBALL
09/14/2012
The single worst jersey ever seen on a human body.
EVERYONE BEHIND THIS MAN GOT UP AND LEFT.There are some things that just don't belong in baseball, like crying and steroids. Then there are things that don't belong in baseball, on a...
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FANS
09/11/2012
Crazed Arkansas fan has worse meltdown than Arkansas.
It is impressive that she can sing with her nose taped up like that.So, Arkansas had a bit of an upset recently when the No.8 Razorbacks were beaten by U of Louisiana-Monroe on 9/8. Seems like a...
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STREAKING
09/11/2012
Streaker at football game more awesome than anything you did naked in school.
This is why cardio is important, to look good naked to the guards running behind you.We all know the usual stripper routine: someone runs out on the field, avoids getting caught for 10-15 seconds...
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FANS
09/10/2012
Wifebeater-clad Jets fan hits female Giants fan to remind you that you could be worse.
The "Asshole" chant is the kindest form of mob justice.Everyone's done something stupid and thought "well, I guess I'm the asshole here." Everyone, that is, except...
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FOOTBALL
09/07/2012
Every insufferable NFL fan in 90 seconds.
It's like being inside every awful sports bar in the country at once. Apologies in advance to Irish firemen. We realize there are other kinds of Jets fans. Irish policemen, for example.
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JOCKULAR ORIGINAL
09/04/2012
The five stages of fantasy football grief.
1. Acceptance"Made the best picks we could based on 2012 stats and other players' moves. Good job, all!"Fantasy Football, like life, begins with great promise for most people and...
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My fantasy football team is where we're at a party and they say "you're funny and smart, I want to love you forever." Am I doing this right?
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I play fantasy football because it is my fantasy to play football.
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Hey, who wants to hear about my fantasy football team? *the sound of everyone unfollowing me at once*
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The real fantasy in my football league is that the other dudes w/ teams wouldn't have bullied me in middle school.
Ben Swanson
Fantasy Football draft! As usual, football made out of boobs goes No. 1 overall. #FantasyFootball
Aaron Fullerton
I'm a little nervous, I picked "humility" and "good sportsmanship" for my fantasy football team.
Rex Huppke
My fantasy football draft is tonight. Hoping to nab Tom Brady, a Minotaur, Jesus (with laser gun) and Paul Ryan's abs.
Ted Berg
Hey do you guys know if there's anyplace on the Internet or TV I can get tips and information regarding fantasy football?
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So psyched it's (No I don't want to join your) Fantasy Football league season again!
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MLB players, Lance Armstrong, and now Jersey Shore. It definitely don't pay to be takin them steroids.
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