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09/17/2012
Gym encourages pretty women to lure their sexual harassers to a violent end.
Welcome to the winner-take-all world of casual fitness.Everyone is talking about an obesity epidemic, but no one talks about how many people are working out these days. It's just dangerous....
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LISTS
08/30/2012
The most hilariously random signs from our great outdoors.
One of the few places left on earth with real wild dildos.Ah, the outdoors. Unspoiled nature, wild animals, and absolutely no one around to say "hey, that sign makes it sound like everyone...
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LISTS
08/27/2012
The 20 most absurd, inventive and/or inappropriately sexual attempts to reinvent the bicycle.
Last one to the egg is a discarded potential person!Bicycles. Are there any greater feats of human engineering? Yes, but bicycles are still pretty cool, and their basic design has remained the...
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ATHLETIC GEAR
08/22/2012
The perfect sweatsuit for people who care so little about themselves that they wear sweatsuits.
The clothes make the man who has made nothing of himself.When you go to the gym, you're making a decision to care about yourself enough to make your body acceptable to human eyes. When you...
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FOOTBALL
08/14/2012
Panthers player convinced that eating famous novelty gift will give him competitive advantage.
"Mostly, it's really made a difference in my confidence."Ask Thomas Keiser why he's doing this, and he thinks he knows the answer: "It helps hydrate you, because it absorbs...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/02/2012
Olympian's tweet shows just how disturbing athletes are in-between events (Sorta NSFW).
No, Mr. Henderson. It is we who have lost.Olympians have to train their bodies to be the most perfect in their field in order to compete. Normally, we say "bravo" to these fine phsyical...
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FITNESS
07/24/2012
Unbelievable Korean exercise device is even more awkwardly suggestive than the Shake Weight.
Maybe it's because human rights are so severely limited in North Korea that South Korea was able to develop the most sexual piece of workout equipment ever, the Fitness Ace Power. The piece of...
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SOMEECARDS
07/19/2012
The most upbeat way to look at your shamefully flabby midsection.
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JOCKULAR ORIGINAL
07/16/2012
More honest ads for your pointless athletic gear.
When it comes to products that purport to make the average person run faster and jump higher despite the average person's embarrassing lack of athleticism and physical fitness, needless to say,...
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07/12/2012
Devastating fat loss.
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First fantasy football draft tonight! Don't know much about it but I'll be in full chain mail armor and will try to get all the unicorns!!
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My fantasy football team is where we're at a party and they say "you're funny and smart, I want to love you forever." Am I doing this right?
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I play fantasy football because it is my fantasy to play football.
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Hey, who wants to hear about my fantasy football team? *the sound of everyone unfollowing me at once*
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The real fantasy in my football league is that the other dudes w/ teams wouldn't have bullied me in middle school.
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Fantasy Football draft! As usual, football made out of boobs goes No. 1 overall. #FantasyFootball
Aaron Fullerton
I'm a little nervous, I picked "humility" and "good sportsmanship" for my fantasy football team.
Rex Huppke
My fantasy football draft is tonight. Hoping to nab Tom Brady, a Minotaur, Jesus (with laser gun) and Paul Ryan's abs.
Ted Berg
Hey do you guys know if there's anyplace on the Internet or TV I can get tips and information regarding fantasy football?
Jen Statsky
So psyched it's (No I don't want to join your) Fantasy Football league season again!
Not Charles Barkley
MLB players, Lance Armstrong, and now Jersey Shore. It definitely don't pay to be takin them steroids.
Dan McQuade
It's kind of comforting that Phillies-Mets games have returned to their natural state of two bad teams playing each other.
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Fantasy football somehow makes having an argument with a teenager on a message board feel appropriate.
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I'm eating at a place where the guy in the next booth was legitimately laughing at a Michael Jordan underwear commercial.
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I try to shower immediately after doing something gross like showering at the gym.
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I can't believe Bartolo Colon got suspended for being 50.
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For $350, I'm assuming Lebron's new Nikes come with your own child laborer.
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A newborn's soft spot #thingsmoredurablethanMikeVick
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