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HEALTH & FITNESS
07/03/2012
More dudes who are even worse at Photoshopping muscle than they are at building it.
He later moved into a funhouse of mirrors so he could finally look normal.So you've been chatting with a chick you met in the Craigslist Casual Encounters section. She wants to see pictures of...
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JOCKULAR ORIGINAL
06/20/2012
A reinterpretation of office stretches that will make your horrible day more bearable.
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HEALTH & FITNESS
06/06/2012
7 Before & After pictures even more absurd than the promise of losing 30 pounds in a week.
We support a woman's right to choose "Weight Loss Tea."With summer already upon us the time for getting in shape before swimsuit season has unfortunately run its course. But...
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HEALTH & FITNESS
06/05/2012
The only diet product more pointless than your attempts at going on a diet.
Love the utterly taste-free water drinking experience but worry about all those non-existent calories? Well, boy do we have a product for you! Using a revolutionary dishonest marketing technology...
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FITNESS
05/15/2012
How best to get in shape if you're the least coordinated video game nerd in the world.
The Catch-22 here is that if you're actually able to make it to the store to purchase this game you've already proved you don't need it.
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EXERCISE
03/09/2012
Precisely why you shouldn't purchase a pre-owned yoga mat.
< CLICK TO ENLARGE IMAGE >On the German Craigslist this would have been listed under the "Casual Encounters" section and she probably would have charged a lot more.
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FITNESS
03/05/2012
14 fitness products even more absurd than your attempts at going to the gym.
The AbHancer — '8-Minute Abs' in only 8 seconds.We all want to get in shape without giving up our gluttonous eating habits or trying. Unfortunately, if this list of ridiculous...
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My fantasy football draft is tonight. Hoping to nab Tom Brady, a Minotaur, Jesus (with laser gun) and Paul Ryan's abs.
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