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FOOTBALL
10/07/2012
What it would look like if all the NFL Quarterbacks talked on Facebook.
If only real QBs were this articulate... (full convo below)For political nerds, there's the Presidential Debates. For slightly less political nerds, there was last night's debate between...
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FOOTBALL
10/04/2012
Liam Neeson has a very particular set of skills that do not include knowing about football.
It's just great to celebrate athleticism in talking out of your Irish butt.Liam Neeson is known for many things; being Irish, being tall, being a terrific Shakespearean actor on top of film...
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ELECTION 2012
10/04/2012
If the Obama-Romney debate was a classic NFL film.
Class act, that Obama. But Romney showed real grit tonight. This is how politics is played.Even though this video is very funny, it's also a little sad because it reminds us that our...
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FOOTBALL
09/27/2012
College's misplaced midfield logo doesn't help school look like it's for smart kids.
Just like Rush Limbaugh warned. Our universities are left-of-center.Hey, we're not the kind of people who would randomly crap on the University of Minnesota at Crookston. We would only crap on...
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FOOTBALL
09/26/2012
Proof that all NFL replacement refs better stay out of Wisconsin for a while.
This is the same map as for the question, "Do you mind the smell of cheddar farts?"After the botched ending to the Packers-Seahawks game this Monday, everyone in the country seems to...
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FOOTBALL
09/25/2012
Baltimore fans are the only ones classless enough to truly call BS on the NFL refs.
That crowd has the clearest diction anyone has heard in Baltimore since Poe's time.Leave it to the city of Edward Allen Poe's fiction and the fictional Omar Little to find the most...
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FOOTBALL
09/24/2012
Awkward news photo captures the most dangerous play an NFL player can make with his anus.
The Saints are going to have to dig deep into themselves to bring the heat this year.Replacement refs, the election, the economy. There are a lot of reasons the 2012 football season seems to be...
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SOCCER
09/20/2012
Iranian soccer player almost blows off hand with grenade in disturbingly normal Iranian soccer game.
Really great pickup on that grenade. Textbook release. Good hustle all around.Obnoxious fans, right? Sure, there are still some throw-things-on-the-field traditions. Some schools throw toast on...
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FOOTBALL
09/19/2012
College football fans prematurely celebrate all over the field three times before winning
Utah fans win like they ejaculate: early and rarely.Look, we get it. You haven't won in a while, you're really excited, and you can't quite wait for the other team to finish all the...
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FOOTBALL
09/19/2012
NFL linebacker sets record for most douchey things said in one game.
Yo, bro, you need a video? Because I've got a hell of a mouth.Playing professional sports nowadays requires specialization. The best rain day receiver, the best running quarterback, or Tim...
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First fantasy football draft tonight! Don't know much about it but I'll be in full chain mail armor and will try to get all the unicorns!!
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My fantasy football team is where we're at a party and they say "you're funny and smart, I want to love you forever." Am I doing this right?
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I play fantasy football because it is my fantasy to play football.
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Hey, who wants to hear about my fantasy football team? *the sound of everyone unfollowing me at once*
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The real fantasy in my football league is that the other dudes w/ teams wouldn't have bullied me in middle school.
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Fantasy Football draft! As usual, football made out of boobs goes No. 1 overall. #FantasyFootball
Aaron Fullerton
I'm a little nervous, I picked "humility" and "good sportsmanship" for my fantasy football team.
Rex Huppke
My fantasy football draft is tonight. Hoping to nab Tom Brady, a Minotaur, Jesus (with laser gun) and Paul Ryan's abs.
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Hey do you guys know if there's anyplace on the Internet or TV I can get tips and information regarding fantasy football?
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So psyched it's (No I don't want to join your) Fantasy Football league season again!
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Fantasy football somehow makes having an argument with a teenager on a message board feel appropriate.
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I try to shower immediately after doing something gross like showering at the gym.
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