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FOOTBALL
09/18/2012
US Marine restores order to out-of-control end-zone dance.
The only question we're left with is how did that Marine's hat get so wobbly?If you're a college football player, you're probably used to being the most important person anywhere...
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FANS
09/17/2012
Creepy NFL fan is even more awkward than when you meet celebrities.
Don't look, but this guy is standing behind you right now.Standing behind people on TV has been a proud tradition since people figured out the camera will just film any old face that walks in...
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HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS
09/13/2012
Typo accidentally turns entire school into sex education camp.
Good pubic education requires a partner, and for many people in the Red Lion area that partner is Don Dimoff. Don Dimoff is an experienced pubic education communications manager. If you need the word...
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STREAKING
09/11/2012
Streaker at football game more awesome than anything you did naked in school.
This is why cardio is important, to look good naked to the guards running behind you.We all know the usual stripper routine: someone runs out on the field, avoids getting caught for 10-15 seconds...
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FOOTBALL
09/07/2012
Every insufferable NFL fan in 90 seconds.
It's like being inside every awful sports bar in the country at once. Apologies in advance to Irish firemen. We realize there are other kinds of Jets fans. Irish policemen, for example.
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FOOTBALL
09/06/2012
High School QB nails referee with the throw you always daydreamed about.
The best part is the ref deciding to take a 'dignity lap' at the end.Painting the principal's car. Putting a cow on the roof. Touching a boob. These are the fantasies of which high...
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TATTOOS
09/06/2012
The most regrettable tattoo in the history of offensive stereotypes.
Sure, it's ok for arms to say that, but if a mouth did it people would start protesting.Von Miller is an offensive linebacker for the Denver Broncos, and an offensive line drawer for his arm....
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JOCKULAR ORIGINAL
09/05/2012
What it would look like if your fantasy football roster was honest.
<CLICK TO ENLARGE>When you look at someone's Fantasy team, you are looking into their soul. Their underinformed, unprepared, unlucky and unlikely-to-win soul. Does your friend talk about...
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SOMEECARDS
09/05/2012
Failed fantasies.
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JOCKULAR ORIGINAL
09/04/2012
The five stages of fantasy football grief.
1. Acceptance"Made the best picks we could based on 2012 stats and other players' moves. Good job, all!"Fantasy Football, like life, begins with great promise for most people and...
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My fantasy football team is where we're at a party and they say "you're funny and smart, I want to love you forever." Am I doing this right?
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The real fantasy in my football league is that the other dudes w/ teams wouldn't have bullied me in middle school.
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I'm a little nervous, I picked "humility" and "good sportsmanship" for my fantasy football team.
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