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05/09/2012
The most ridiculous looking sports analyst on television.
Merril Hoge is a former NFL player currently making asinine comments on television — and does he have a look to match his opinions! In his defense, concussions have been known to affect the...
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05/08/2012
Chad Ochocinco currently workshopping his spousal murder comedy routine on Twitter.
"Ha! You thought I was trying to kill my fiancée! But I made a play on words! Get it? Hilarious! Alright now I'm going to go murder that bitch for real though... WITH HUGS! Haha got...
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FOOTBALL
05/07/2012
See Eli Manning work out his severe sibling rivalry issues in this SNL commercial parody.
When athletes are given hosting duties on Saturday Night Live, their stilted performances can sometimes sink the show faster than an Italian cruise ship (TOPICAL!). Thankfully, Eli Manning scored a...
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05/06/2012
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From the makers of the Pittsburgh Steelers Ben Roethlisberger Woman's Jersey.
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05/04/2012
The 8 dorkiest displays of Star Wars-themed sports fandom.
Incidentally, the average non-Yoda fan-made sign is also pretty dyslexic. It's a great day if you're a Star Wars fans with a lisp! Apparently, May 4th has become the official,...
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FOOTBALL
05/04/2012
Lady arrested for taking her daughter tanning lands lucrative NFL merchandising gig.
Until a few days ago Patricia Krentcil was just your average stay-at-home leather-faced monster trying her best to fill the tanning booths of the many New Jerseyans who came before her. But then, out...
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05/04/2012
Football player not thrilled someone took this picture of him walking his tiny dog.
It's hard to look as ridiculous as Chicago Bears QB Jay Cutler looks in this picture. Already much maligned by fans for appearing soft on the gridiron and dating Kristen Cavallari, Jay can expect...
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NAMES
05/03/2012
8 more of the worst human names in sports history.
Not everyone can have parents who love and respect them — just ask former Negro Leagues manager Cum Posey, whose name is unfortunately just two typos away from being the most unimaginative porn...
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05/02/2012
Jaguars giving kicker the opportunity to have worst name in NFL.
Watch your back, Captain Munnerlyn! There could be a new silliest name in the NFL. He's a long shot to crack the roster, but Chinese-born kicker Long Ding is being given a tryout by the...
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05/02/2012
A guaranteed way of not getting laid on prom night.
Prom means different things to different people. Some view it as an opportunity to cruise around town in a stretch Hummer like rappers from 1999 or bachelorette parties from New Jersey. Most view...
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