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10/29/2012
More of the most absurd things ever seen at the gym aside from you.
"Nowadays everyone has to look like a french fry to get laid!"The gym can be an intimidating place, what with all the grunting, weight dropping, and people who actually have the...
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SIGNS
09/17/2012
Gym encourages pretty women to lure their sexual harassers to a violent end.
Welcome to the winner-take-all world of casual fitness.Everyone is talking about an obesity epidemic, but no one talks about how many people are working out these days. It's just dangerous....
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HIGH SCHOOL
07/12/2012
Female gym teacher gives 14-yr-old boy detention for saying the most 14-yr-old boy thing possible.
In his defense, "touching tits" is a legitimate wrestling move, although so is "getting him from behind" and "butt touching." They all have more technical names, but...
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HEALTH & FITNESS
07/10/2012
The perfect way to combine your love of exercise and orgasms.
Arnold Schwarzenneger, former Governor of California and German-speaking Austrian, once said directly into the camera that "working out is better than coming." Well, now these...
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EXERCISE
07/01/2012
Proof that your excessive drinking is just as good for you as the Yoga class you hardly ever attend.
Chances are you already justify your alcoholic binges by telling yourself things like "It has anti-oxidants," even though you have no idea what anti-oxidants are. Don't worry, we're...
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JOCKULAR ORIGINAL
06/26/2012
A flowchart to help you justify not dragging your fat ass to the gym.
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GYM
05/08/2012
Well-meaning physical therapy ad accidentally targets perverts.
Reading this ad is a lot like watching the Phantom Menace for the first time. Huge build up, followed by a decreasing confidence that it will end well, followed by it not ending well, followed by no...
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FITNESS
03/05/2012
14 fitness products even more absurd than your attempts at going to the gym.
The AbHancer — '8-Minute Abs' in only 8 seconds.We all want to get in shape without giving up our gluttonous eating habits or trying. Unfortunately, if this list of ridiculous...
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