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  • SIGNS
    09/17/2012

    Gym encourages pretty women to lure their sexual harassers to a violent end.

    Welcome to the winner-take-all world of casual fitness.Everyone is talking about an obesity epidemic, but no one talks about how many people are working out these days. It's just dangerous....
  • SIGNS
    08/31/2012

    The most bizarre, sexual, and/or passive-aggressive signs from amusement parks.

    Everyone should ride Ashley at least once.Pure joy, escapism, thrills and fun food. That's what a theme park is all about. Oh, also disgruntled employees, thousands of customers with IQs so...
  • LISTS
    08/27/2012

    The 20 most absurd, inventive and/or inappropriately sexual attempts to reinvent the bicycle.

    Last one to the egg is a discarded potential person!Bicycles. Are there any greater feats of human engineering? Yes, but bicycles are still pretty cool, and their basic design has remained the...
  • ATHLETIC GEAR
    08/22/2012

    The perfect sweatsuit for people who care so little about themselves that they wear sweatsuits.

    The clothes make the man who has made nothing of himself.When you go to the gym, you're making a decision to care about yourself enough to make your body acceptable to human eyes. When you...
  • SOMEECARDS
    07/19/2012

    The most upbeat way to look at your shamefully flabby midsection.

  • POST
    07/12/2012

    Devastating fat loss.

  • EXERCISE
    07/01/2012

    Proof that your excessive drinking is just as good for you as the Yoga class you hardly ever attend.

    Chances are you already justify your alcoholic binges by telling yourself things like "It has anti-oxidants," even though you have no idea what anti-oxidants are. Don't worry, we're...
  • JOCKULAR ORIGINAL
    06/26/2012

    A flowchart to help you justify not dragging your fat ass to the gym.

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