HAPPY PLACE
JOCKULAR
SOMEECARDS
STORE
DATING
Register
Log In
Log Out
Manage Account
Birthday Reminders
Newsletter
CLOSE
Jockular
Jockular
Search
Home
Pics & Posts
Videos
Tweets
User Posts
Fantasy
More
My Stuff
Upload
Newest Pictures
Most Popular Pictures
Hall of Fame
CLOSE
Newest Videos
Most Popular Videos
Hall of Fame
CLOSE
Newest Tweets
Most Popular Tweets
Hall of Fame
CLOSE
User Posts Home
Newest User Posts
Most Popular User Posts
Hall of Fame
My User Posts
Create a Post
CLOSE
Football
Baseball
Basketball
Hockey
CLOSE
My Uploaded Posts
Manage Account
Birthday Reminders
Newsletter
Address Book
Received Cards
Sent Cards
Created Cards
Received Invites
Created Invites
CLOSE
Create a Post
My User Posts
CLOSE
Jockular
Health & Fitness
sort-by:
Newest
|
Most Popular
HEALTH & FITNESS
08/20/2012
11 terrifying headlines that prove you're right for never getting off your ass to go jogging.
Not to add insult, but this basically imples that the woman looks and smells like garbage. It's easy to think of excuses for avoiding your morning run— "It's too cold,"...
4 comments
Post
Twitter
Post to Friend's Wall
Post to Your Wall
Close
HEALTH & FITNESS
07/16/2012
Brutally honest treadmill knows you're horribly out of shape.
This is better than when it starts snickering mid-mile.Personalization is the future. Ads will know who you are, cars will auto-drive you home, and your workout equipment will viciously dissect...
0 comments
Post
Twitter
Post to Friend's Wall
Post to Your Wall
Close
HEALTH & FITNESS
07/10/2012
The perfect way to combine your love of exercise and orgasms.
Arnold Schwarzenneger, former Governor of California and German-speaking Austrian, once said directly into the camera that "working out is better than coming." Well, now these...
0 comments
Post
Twitter
Post to Friend's Wall
Post to Your Wall
Close
HEALTH & FITNESS
07/03/2012
More dudes who are even worse at Photoshopping muscle than they are at building it.
He later moved into a funhouse of mirrors so he could finally look normal.So you've been chatting with a chick you met in the Craigslist Casual Encounters section. She wants to see pictures of...
2 comments
Post
Twitter
Post to Friend's Wall
Post to Your Wall
Close
HEALTH & FITNESS
06/12/2012
Translator quits job in most awesome way possible.
While this Facebook ad may, at first glance, appear to be written by a cat walking on a keyboard, a quick trip over to Google Translate reveals that it was actually written in both Finnish and a fit...
0 comments
Post
Twitter
Post to Friend's Wall
Post to Your Wall
Close
HEALTH & FITNESS
06/06/2012
7 Before & After pictures even more absurd than the promise of losing 30 pounds in a week.
We support a woman's right to choose "Weight Loss Tea."With summer already upon us the time for getting in shape before swimsuit season has unfortunately run its course. But...
1 comments
Post
Twitter
Post to Friend's Wall
Post to Your Wall
Close
HEALTH & FITNESS
06/05/2012
The only diet product more pointless than your attempts at going on a diet.
Love the utterly taste-free water drinking experience but worry about all those non-existent calories? Well, boy do we have a product for you! Using a revolutionary dishonest marketing technology...
0 comments
Post
Twitter
Post to Friend's Wall
Post to Your Wall
Close
Older Posts
DON'T MISS THIS
PICS
VIDEOS
TWEETS
ECARDS
STORE
Names
More of the worst human names in sports history.
Soccer
The 16 best Mario Balotelli meme pictures you'll see in this list.
Lists
New sports moments even more awkwardly erotic than the porn you're watching.
Health & Fitness
More dudes who are even worse at Photoshopping muscle than they are at building it.
Baseball
The 9 most gloriously obese gifs of Prince Fielder.
NFL
How to win a Super Bowl and lose your mother's respect in one easy step.
London Olympics
New Olympic photos even more awkwardly erotic than the porn you just finished watching.
Mascots
12 high school mascots even more offensive than America's educational system.
MORE POSTS »
Whiffleball
Insane whiffleball pitcher shows just how many ways other people are more talented than you.
Linsanity
Take a trip back in time to when the Naked Cowboy was a bigger deal than Jeremy Lin.
Basketball
Overly sensitive basketball announcer initiates one of the most awkward moments in television history.
Racing
Racer's awkward victory celebration will make you feel better about never winning anything.
Hockey
Boob-crazed cameraman does the double take of the century.
Baseball
ADD kid will finally make you feel good about the effort you put into sports.
Baseball
Ball girl's effortless MLB catch shows how overpaid fat old male baseball players are.
Basketball
See a famous NBA player scare the living hell out of unsuspecting bystanders.
MORE VIDEOS »
Ozzie Guillen
michelle obama great. job. and. whit all my. respect she. look. great. congrats. to. her.
Johnny McNulty
Fundamentalists are right when they say the Fantasy genre is anti-Christian, since no one ever picks Tim Tebow.
Kevin Seccia
First fantasy football draft tonight! Don't know much about it but I'll be in full chain mail armor and will try to get all the unicorns!!
Michelle Wolf
My fantasy football team is where we're at a party and they say "you're funny and smart, I want to love you forever." Am I doing this right?
Jon Friedman
I play fantasy football because it is my fantasy to play football.
Alex Scordelis
Hey, who wants to hear about my fantasy football team? *the sound of everyone unfollowing me at once*
Jensen Karp
The real fantasy in my football league is that the other dudes w/ teams wouldn't have bullied me in middle school.
Ben Swanson
Fantasy Football draft! As usual, football made out of boobs goes No. 1 overall. #FantasyFootball
Aaron Fullerton
I'm a little nervous, I picked "humility" and "good sportsmanship" for my fantasy football team.
Rex Huppke
My fantasy football draft is tonight. Hoping to nab Tom Brady, a Minotaur, Jesus (with laser gun) and Paul Ryan's abs.
Ted Berg
Hey do you guys know if there's anyplace on the Internet or TV I can get tips and information regarding fantasy football?
Jen Statsky
So psyched it's (No I don't want to join your) Fantasy Football league season again!
Not Charles Barkley
MLB players, Lance Armstrong, and now Jersey Shore. It definitely don't pay to be takin them steroids.
Dan McQuade
It's kind of comforting that Phillies-Mets games have returned to their natural state of two bad teams playing each other.
Alex Mann
Fantasy football somehow makes having an argument with a teenager on a message board feel appropriate.
scharpling
I'm eating at a place where the guy in the next booth was legitimately laughing at a Michael Jordan underwear commercial.
MORE TWEETS »
However old you are is the new 30.
If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas.
Being with you is like winning the lottery but with no money.
You're my favorite person to check for ticks.
I just want you to know that Amish you.
If I lived closer I would almost definitely try to come out for your birthday.
May you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people.
Happy birthday to someone I hope is my friend even when we're too senile to remember each other's birthdays.
May you live long enough to shit yourself.
Love Coupon: Good for one back massage I'll immediately try and turn into sex.
MORE ECARDS »
Un-Airconditioned Sex
Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)
$18.99
Hot & Sticky Birthday
Ceramic Travel Mug
$19.99
Alcohol Cleanse
Shot Glass
$9.99
The New 30
Note Cards (Pk of 10)
$15.99
Blow Jobs Flowers
Women's T-Shirt
$22.99
Happy Hour
Large Mug
$14.99
Work Feels Overwhelming
Journal
$12.99
Dating Profile
Magnet
$3.99
More Into Your Birthday
Greeting Card
$3.50
Four Figures A Year
Greeting Card
$3.50
140-Character-Or-Less
Greeting Card
$3.50
Age Related Jokes
Greeting Card
$3.50
SEE MORE PRODUCTS »
NEWSLETTER
Get Jockular delivered to your inbox!
Submit
LET'S BE FRIENDS
Facebook
Twitter
iPhone
RSS
StumbleUpon
PARTNER SITES
CafePress
BustedTees
30Watt
Huffington Post Comedy
Amazon
Barnes & Noble
Site Sections:
Home
Pics & Posts
Videos
Tweets
User Posts
Fantasy
More
My Stuff
Upload
© Copyright 2013 someecards, Inc.
