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HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS
09/13/2012
Typo accidentally turns entire school into sex education camp.
Good pubic education requires a partner, and for many people in the Red Lion area that partner is Don Dimoff. Don Dimoff is an experienced pubic education communications manager. If you need the word...
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FOOTBALL
09/06/2012
High School QB nails referee with the throw you always daydreamed about.
The best part is the ref deciding to take a 'dignity lap' at the end.Painting the principal's car. Putting a cow on the roof. Touching a boob. These are the fantasies of which high...
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HIGH SCHOOL
07/12/2012
Female gym teacher gives 14-yr-old boy detention for saying the most 14-yr-old boy thing possible.
In his defense, "touching tits" is a legitimate wrestling move, although so is "getting him from behind" and "butt touching." They all have more technical names, but...
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HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS
07/07/2012
Witness the most hilariously lazy and borderline illiterate team banner ever created.
Y Opportunity? Y not Opportunity?A is for your Ambition to make an acronym.C is for your Competence with words.R is for your Responsibility to inspire these kids.O is for Overestimating your...
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HIGH SCHOOL
06/21/2012
Why you should immediately apologize to anyone you ever bullied in high school.
No one has to get hurt here, alright? Just calmly full-screen a spreadsheet on your computer, quietly tip-toe out of the office, slowly pick up a Whitman's Sampler at the corner store, and drive...
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SOFTBALL
05/18/2012
Brazenly honest season review reveals softball coach puts less effort into his job than you do.
Whoever said print journalism is dead clearly doesn't read the Rayne Independent in Rayne, Louisiana. The editors there know how to keep their paper hip and relevant by giving their readers the...
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LACROSSE
05/15/2012
The most insane high school lacrosse play-by-play man in the business.
We know what you're thinking — two lacrosse posts in one day?? We're trying to make up for the zero lacrosse posts we've had in the past 198 days. Plus, this guy's play-by-play...
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MASCOTS
02/23/2012
12 high school mascots even more offensive than America's educational system.
Point Pleasant Big BlacksPicking a decent high school mascot is difficult, especially when the classic school name + racial epithet formula faces increasing hostility. Some teams overcome the...
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FOOTBALL
12/19/2011
Unmanned golf cart hits better than losing football team.
We should have guessed that the rise of the machines would have somehow been facilitated by Jerry Jones. Following a high school football game at Cowboys Stadium, an unmanned electric golf cart took...
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My fantasy football team is where we're at a party and they say "you're funny and smart, I want to love you forever." Am I doing this right?
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I play fantasy football because it is my fantasy to play football.
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Hey, who wants to hear about my fantasy football team? *the sound of everyone unfollowing me at once*
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The real fantasy in my football league is that the other dudes w/ teams wouldn't have bullied me in middle school.
Ben Swanson
Fantasy Football draft! As usual, football made out of boobs goes No. 1 overall. #FantasyFootball
Aaron Fullerton
I'm a little nervous, I picked "humility" and "good sportsmanship" for my fantasy football team.
Rex Huppke
My fantasy football draft is tonight. Hoping to nab Tom Brady, a Minotaur, Jesus (with laser gun) and Paul Ryan's abs.
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Hey do you guys know if there's anyplace on the Internet or TV I can get tips and information regarding fantasy football?
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So psyched it's (No I don't want to join your) Fantasy Football league season again!
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MLB players, Lance Armstrong, and now Jersey Shore. It definitely don't pay to be takin them steroids.
Dan McQuade
It's kind of comforting that Phillies-Mets games have returned to their natural state of two bad teams playing each other.
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Fantasy football somehow makes having an argument with a teenager on a message board feel appropriate.
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I'm eating at a place where the guy in the next booth was legitimately laughing at a Michael Jordan underwear commercial.
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I try to shower immediately after doing something gross like showering at the gym.
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I can't believe Bartolo Colon got suspended for being 50.
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