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HOCKEY
06/12/2012
Porn star celebrates LA Kings Stanley Cup victory in porniest way possible.
Funny how when porn stars are in the news, we tend to pay more attention to the news. Although, can the story of an adult film actress taking off her shirt in celebration of the Kings' Stanley...
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06/12/2012
Kings not Kobe.
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06/12/2012
12 more of the most absurd screen grabs in sports television history.
The Internet may be the number one destination for making fun of sports, but television is still the preferred medium for watching them. Where the two intersect is this hilarious collection of sports...
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HOCKEY
06/05/2012
How to appropriately heckle a team from New Jersey.
How do you rub in a commanding 3-0 series lead over your team's opponents in the Stanley Cup Finals? Pick on their culturally bankrupt, homegrown reality TV show! Some enterprising Kings fans...
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HOCKEY
06/01/2012
Even the people who are paid to know who's in the Stanley Cup don't know who's in the Stanley Cup.
This is a screen shot from last night's WABC New York 6pm newscast, in which the Stanley Cup Finals were given their government-mandated equal air time. Last night's. Not 1984's, which...
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HOCKEY
05/23/2012
Royal rooter.
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HOCKEY
05/21/2012
The most appropriate way to make real-life Dwight Schrute work for his free hockey tickets.
While annoying idiots may still debate which version of The Office is better, one thing that isn't up for debate is whether the British L.A. Kings are better at making references to The Office...
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HOCKEY
05/21/2012
The 12 most ridiculous homemade replicas of the Stanley Cup.
The Office-cial Stanley CupThe Stanley Cup, the most coveted trophy in sports (according to hockey fans), will be in the hands of one lucky team in a matter of weeks! Isn't that exciting? It...
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05/17/2012
Worst scalpers ever.
If you look carefully at these tickets from Craigslist — by which we mean if you barely glance at them and are able to read — you may notice three telltale signs that they're fake....
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05/15/2012
The 9 most pathetic shoplifters in sports history.
The physical talents, the public adulation, the scholarships to universities and the possibilities to become multi-millionaire professionals — athletes have it all. But not all athletes. The...
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