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07/24/2012
Unbelievable Korean exercise device is even more awkwardly suggestive than the Shake Weight.
Maybe it's because human rights are so severely limited in North Korea that South Korea was able to develop the most sexual piece of workout equipment ever, the Fitness Ace Power. The piece of...
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07/17/2012
Sports you can watch from your sofa: July 17, 2012
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07/11/2012
Sports you can watch from your sofa: July 11, 2012
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07/05/2012
Sports you can watch from your sofa: July 5, 2012.
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06/05/2012
The 12 most heroic instances of sports fans getting tackled by security guards.
It seems every great sports moment is marked by an equally great fan arrest. At Citi Field on Friday night, a 32-year-old airport employee in a vintage Gary Carter jersey became the latest courageous...
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HORSE RACING
05/21/2012
11 horse racing fans who clearly love drinking more than horse racing.
Dude, planking was sooooo 2011. Baltimore is a city built on many traditions: crab cakes, murder, the Preakness, and getting blind drunk on the infield grass during the Preakness. That last...
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HORSE RACING
05/05/2012
A Mad Libs template for every Kentucky Derby you've barely paid attention to.
Ah, the Kentucky Derby. The "Greatest Two Minutes in Sports." Or, at the very least, the greatest two minutes in sports where a man mercilessly beats an animal in order to win money for...
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