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BASEBALL
09/10/2012
Pitcher almost decapitated by line drive is laughing in death's face online.
Judging by his profile pic, Buster Olney has taken a few hits to the face as well.When you take a hardball propelled by a pro baseball player right above your left eye socket, you pretty much have...
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FOOTBALL
09/06/2012
High School QB nails referee with the throw you always daydreamed about.
The best part is the ref deciding to take a 'dignity lap' at the end.Painting the principal's car. Putting a cow on the roof. Touching a boob. These are the fantasies of which high...
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BASEBALL
08/27/2012
Little League official freeze-sprays 12-year-old's testicles and everyone thinks it's great.
Show everyone where he touched you. Show everyone in the world.Today, we are all 12-year-old Japanese kids. We are all 12-year-old Japanese kids (and American kids) who think getting hit in the...
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LISTS
06/01/2012
12 more of the most unathletic athlete injuries.
We look to our professional athletes as the genetic pinnacles of human evolution. We place them on societal pedestals and pay exorbitant prices for beer when viewing them in their arena habitats. But...
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ECARDS
05/10/2012
Disabled list diss.
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INJURIES
03/27/2012
A video tribute to sportscasters mispronouncing 'bulging disc' as 'bulging dick.'
Call it a Freudian slip. Call it an unfortunately selective dyslexia. Whatever it is, there's something peculiar happening with sportscasters and the phrase "bulging disc." It just...
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BASEBALL
02/09/2012
Handy Microsoft tutorial will shave countless hours off your Rich Harden season-ending surgery story.
Are you a sportswriter or baseball blogger tired of having to write the phrase "Rich Harden was injured" over and over again? Here's a free and easy way to save time and help you meet...
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