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09/05/2012
What it would look like if your fantasy football roster was honest.
<CLICK TO ENLARGE>When you look at someone's Fantasy team, you are looking into their soul. Their underinformed, unprepared, unlucky and unlikely-to-win soul. Does your friend talk about...
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09/04/2012
The five stages of fantasy football grief.
1. Acceptance"Made the best picks we could based on 2012 stats and other players' moves. Good job, all!"Fantasy Football, like life, begins with great promise for most people and...
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08/29/2012
Honest packaging for the sports video games you waste your time and money on.
It also teaches you that in his early days, Mario had to moonlight as a referee to make cash.Sports video games promise a lot: the opportunity to feel like you're taking part in real-world...
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08/22/2012
Diagram shows what $315 worth of LeBron's obnoxious new sneakers will really buy you.
<CLICK IMAGE TO ENLARGE>Like the advent of the dunk, the expensive basketball shoe changed the game forever. In that the name of the game became selling a shoe off your fame. Lame. LeBron...
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08/22/2012
6 incredibly sexist modifications you'd expect Augusta National to make for new female members.
"We just want you to feel as comfortable as possible. This is what you like, right?"Augusta National Golf Club, home of the Masters and the last great hope of sexists everywhere, invited...
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08/16/2012
A template for every annoying charity 5K t-shirt you've ever seen.
We get it, you like to run almost as much as you like talking about how much you like to run. The best part of the charity 5k race t-shirt is the subtle, "I'm better than you"...
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08/13/2012
What it would look like if countries tweeted their final goodbyes to the 2012 Olympics.
United States of America (#1 - 104 medals, 46 gold)We really needed all that gold. Thanks for helping our debt, Mr. Phelps!We're all sad to see the Olympics fade into the mists of Bob...
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08/12/2012
If the London Olympics were your Facebook feed.
With only the sure to be disappointing closing ceremony remaining in these 30th Olympic games, let us take this moment to look back on all that we've seen, in the way that we would probably have...
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08/09/2012
9 events that should have been included in last night's National Texting Championship.
<CLICK IMAGE TO ENLARGE>The sixth annual National Texting Championships was last night (yes, it's a thing) and for the second year in a row, 17-year-old Austin Weirschke won, taking home...
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08/08/2012
Lesser known Olympic Beach Volleyball rules.
Beach volleyball is a lot more than a game that people in movies play at the beach. It's a serious competition with serious rules. Here are some you may not know to help you better appreciate...
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