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08/06/2012
The most accurate reviews of Mike Tyson's new Broadway show
Mike Tyson was one of the world's fiercest boxers, nearly taking off heads with his famed uppercut and proving that you don't have to be in a ring to hit someone. After some personal ups and...
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08/03/2012
What it would look like if Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte had live-tweeted their epic race last week.
(Read from bottom to top. You know, like on Twitter.)Many people were impressed that Tyler Clary was able to use the NBC tape delay to live-tweet his gold-medal race against Ryan Lochte, but...
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08/01/2012
New product lets you play half-assed badminton like an Olympian.
The badminton world is still reeling from the unprecedented match-throwing incident at the London Olympics, in which 8 players from the Chinese, South Korean and Indonesian teams were disqualified...
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07/27/2012
Better names for the Olympic events you'll be sick of in two weeks.
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07/16/2012
More honest ads for your pointless athletic gear.
When it comes to products that purport to make the average person run faster and jump higher despite the average person's embarrassing lack of athleticism and physical fitness, needless to say,...
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07/06/2012
The 10 types of people you'll find in the seats you can't afford.
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06/26/2012
A flowchart to help you justify not dragging your fat ass to the gym.
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06/20/2012
A reinterpretation of office stretches that will make your horrible day more bearable.
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06/19/2012
If the Roger Clemens verdict were honest.
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05/31/2012
A delightfully honest infographic on performance enhancers.
While athletes will do just about anything to gain a competitive edge, not all of them turn to nut-shrinking testosterone injections in order to take things to the next level (although most do)....
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