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07/23/2012
11 Penn State tweets with better football records than Penn State over the past 14 years.
In case you've been living under a rock and/or rely soley on the coaches of Penn State to tell you things, the NCAA passed down its sanctions for Nittany Lions this morning, which include a fine...
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07/23/2012
Statue of old man that may or may not be Joe Paterno now for sale on Ebay.
< CLICK TO ENLARGE IMAGE >Well, that's one way to turn lemons that turned a blind eye to horrible crimes into lemonade that turned a blind eye to horrible crimes — though a better...
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07/23/2012
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04/04/2012
6 more hilariously absurd Taiwanese takes on American sports news.
Cheerleader Sex ScandalOf all the things made in Taiwan (rubber ducks, Chien-Ming Wang, those little plastic swords you get in club sandwiches), nothing compares in sheer usefulness to the CGI...
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01/26/2012
Unfortunately placed online ad accidentally destroys Joe Paterno's funeral casket.
It's bad enough that Joe Paterno had to die amid a cloud of controversy. Now an all-terrain SUV has to go barrelling over his casket, leaving him in a cloud of snowy debris. Winter doesn't...
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FOOTBALL
01/24/2012
Penn State student finds innovative way to bring shame to an already shameful situation.
When beloved Penn State football coach Joe Paterno passed away over the weekend, and then came back to life briefly, and then finally succumbed to his illness, the first thought on at least one...
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RIP JOE PATERNO
01/23/2012
FOX 4 Dallas now reporting that Joe Paterno may have been a zombie since 2010.
For the record, he was also born in 1926.RIP Jo Pa (1926-1927, 1927-2010, 2010-2012)
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