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06/22/2012
The 15 funniest tweets from Miami's unfortunate NBA title winning game.
It's allllll over, folks. El Heat de Miami are world champions of basketball!* And everyone hates them for it. Enjoy this last installment of "X funniest tweets from Game X of the NBA...
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06/20/2012
The 20 funniest tweets from Game 4 of the NBA Finals.
Oh no! The Heat won Game 4! That means they're going to win the whole thing! Ahhhh! Well, enjoy these NBA Finals funnies while there's still a series to tweet of....
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06/18/2012
The 20 funniest tweets from Game 3 of the NBA Finals.
It was a Father's Day fantasy last night with Game 3 of the NBA Finals, the final round of the U.S. Open, Cubs vs. Red Sox on Sunday Night Baseball, and some sort of pay-per-view WWE event all...
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06/15/2012
The 20 funniest tweets from Game 2 of the NBA Finals.
If all the games in this NBA Finals are going to be as thrilling as last night's, we're glad the series was stretched to at least 5, when the Heat tied up the Thunder 1-1 like a certain...
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06/13/2012
The 20 funniest tweets from Game 1 of the NBA Finals.
The NBA Finals are underway! Combine a thrilling Game 1 between two dynamic teams with the perpetual joke machine that is Twitter, and out pops these 20 bite-sized hilarities. Read and share them...
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03/09/2012
Famous millionaire athlete is as awkward around pretty girls as you are.
Here's Oklahoma City Thunder forward Kevin Durant awkwardly doing the "hover hand" with supermodel Kate Upton — which we can hardly blame him for doing as in addition to being...
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