HAPPY PLACE
JOCKULAR
SOMEECARDS
STORE
DATING
Register
Log In
Log Out
Manage Account
Birthday Reminders
Newsletter
CLOSE
Jockular
Jockular
Search
Home
Pics & Posts
Videos
Tweets
User Posts
Fantasy
More
My Stuff
Upload
Newest Pictures
Most Popular Pictures
Hall of Fame
CLOSE
Newest Videos
Most Popular Videos
Hall of Fame
CLOSE
Newest Tweets
Most Popular Tweets
Hall of Fame
CLOSE
User Posts Home
Newest User Posts
Most Popular User Posts
Hall of Fame
My User Posts
Create a Post
CLOSE
Football
Baseball
Basketball
Hockey
CLOSE
My Uploaded Posts
Manage Account
Birthday Reminders
Newsletter
Address Book
Received Cards
Sent Cards
Created Cards
Received Invites
Created Invites
CLOSE
Create a Post
My User Posts
CLOSE
Jockular
Kobe Bryant
sort-by:
Newest
|
Most Popular
BASKETBALL
08/22/2012
The least factually accurate yet somehow most honest Kobe Bryant stats you'll see today.
These facts might not be 100% accurate, but they're honest, which is more than Kobe can tell his soon to be ex-wife he is. Other cool stats include: "99%" (The amount of decision making...
0 comments
Post
Twitter
Post to Friend's Wall
Post to Your Wall
Close
BASKETBALL
08/20/2012
Witness Kobe humiliate Chinese amateurs more than he's ever humiliated his wife.
If you have stage fright, you're supposed to imagine the audience naked. If you're Kobe Bryant and you're nervous about whether you can take Dwight Howard and the Lakers to the playoffs...
0 comments
Post
Twitter
Post to Friend's Wall
Post to Your Wall
Close
LONDON OLYMPICS
07/31/2012
The best way to fill an Olympic stadium without actually filling an Olympic stadium.
If you've been watching the Olympics on ridiculously annoying tape delay you've probably noticed the lack of people in attendance and wondered why the most popular sporting event in the world...
0 comments
Post
Twitter
Post to Friend's Wall
Post to Your Wall
Close
BASKETBALL
07/25/2012
Lebron James' hacked Gmail account is infinitely more enjoyable than any email you'll get today.
Perhaps the clearest indication that this is fake is how LeBron is using the flag feature and has a Google+ account. No one uses the flag feature and no one, minus the employees of Google, has a...
2 comments
Post
Twitter
Post to Friend's Wall
Post to Your Wall
Close
ECARDS
06/12/2012
Kings not Kobe.
0 comments
Post
Twitter
Post to Friend's Wall
Post to Your Wall
Close
BASKETBALL
05/24/2012
The Kobe Bryant Gotye parody you didn't know you wanted.
Ironic that the guy who nails this Gotye parody of "Somebody That I Used to Know" sort of looks like Steve Blake if he grew his hair out, considering Steve Blake failed to nail that key...
0 comments
Post
Twitter
Post to Friend's Wall
Post to Your Wall
Close
ECARDS
05/22/2012
Beef with Kobe.
0 comments
Post
Twitter
Post to Friend's Wall
Post to Your Wall
Close
BASKETBALL
05/17/2012
How to ensure a vicious Wikipedia makeover.
The Lakers lost to the Thunder last night, 77-75, falling behind 0-2 in the Western Conference semifinals. The Thunder scored 9 unanswered points in the final two minutes of the game to secure their...
0 comments
Post
Twitter
Post to Friend's Wall
Post to Your Wall
Close
BASKETBALL
04/30/2012
The hypnotically hilarious basketball videos of a very bored Late Night with Jimmy Fallon writer.
Give a comedy writer a love of basketball, a sense of rhythm, and basic editing software, and he'll spin you gold — gold in the form of these wonderfully absurd music videos, from the mind...
0 comments
Post
Twitter
Post to Friend's Wall
Post to Your Wall
Close
BASKETBALL
04/19/2012
The Golden State Warriors' marquee player is a Los Angeles Laker.
The Lakers/Warriors match-up last night pitted Lakers big man Andrew Bynum against Lakers other big man Pau Gasol, apparently.
0 comments
Post
Twitter
Post to Friend's Wall
Post to Your Wall
Close
Older Posts
DON'T MISS THIS
PICS
VIDEOS
TWEETS
ECARDS
STORE
Lists
New sports moments even more awkwardly erotic than the porn you're watching.
London Olympics
New Olympic photos even more awkwardly erotic than the porn you just finished watching.
Names
More of the worst human names in sports history.
London Olympics
Photoshopper wins gold medal in imagining what Olympic divers look like while crapping.
Soccer
The 16 best Mario Balotelli meme pictures you'll see in this list.
Health & Fitness
More dudes who are even worse at Photoshopping muscle than they are at building it.
Football
Playoff picture.
Baseball
The 9 most gloriously obese gifs of Prince Fielder.
Mascots
12 high school mascots even more offensive than America's educational system.
Fans
12 awful Steelers tattoos that make you wonder whether there's something truly harmful in the water.
MORE POSTS »
Whiffleball
Insane whiffleball pitcher shows just how many ways other people are more talented than you.
Baseball
Johan Santana's no-hitter followed by post-game interview with teammate's penis.
Hockey
Boob-crazed cameraman does the double take of the century.
Basketball
Overly sensitive basketball announcer initiates one of the most awkward moments in television history.
Videos
Baseball player caught singing most emasculating song possible.
Football
College football fans prematurely celebrate all over the field three times before winning
Fans
Perverted fan gets ejected from baseball game for most embarrassing reason possible.
Fans
Creepy NFL fan is even more awkward than when you meet celebrities.
Soccer
Soccer player kicks another soccer player with the most dead-on nut shot ever.
Racing
Racer's awkward victory celebration will make you feel better about never winning anything.
MORE VIDEOS »
Ozzie Guillen
michelle obama great. job. and. whit all my. respect she. look. great. congrats. to. her.
Johnny McNulty
Fundamentalists are right when they say the Fantasy genre is anti-Christian, since no one ever picks Tim Tebow.
Kevin Seccia
First fantasy football draft tonight! Don't know much about it but I'll be in full chain mail armor and will try to get all the unicorns!!
Michelle Wolf
My fantasy football team is where we're at a party and they say "you're funny and smart, I want to love you forever." Am I doing this right?
Jon Friedman
I play fantasy football because it is my fantasy to play football.
Alex Scordelis
Hey, who wants to hear about my fantasy football team? *the sound of everyone unfollowing me at once*
Jensen Karp
The real fantasy in my football league is that the other dudes w/ teams wouldn't have bullied me in middle school.
Ben Swanson
Fantasy Football draft! As usual, football made out of boobs goes No. 1 overall. #FantasyFootball
Aaron Fullerton
I'm a little nervous, I picked "humility" and "good sportsmanship" for my fantasy football team.
Rex Huppke
My fantasy football draft is tonight. Hoping to nab Tom Brady, a Minotaur, Jesus (with laser gun) and Paul Ryan's abs.
Ted Berg
Hey do you guys know if there's anyplace on the Internet or TV I can get tips and information regarding fantasy football?
Jen Statsky
So psyched it's (No I don't want to join your) Fantasy Football league season again!
Not Charles Barkley
MLB players, Lance Armstrong, and now Jersey Shore. It definitely don't pay to be takin them steroids.
Dan McQuade
It's kind of comforting that Phillies-Mets games have returned to their natural state of two bad teams playing each other.
Alex Mann
Fantasy football somehow makes having an argument with a teenager on a message board feel appropriate.
scharpling
I'm eating at a place where the guy in the next booth was legitimately laughing at a Michael Jordan underwear commercial.
Matt Goldich
I try to shower immediately after doing something gross like showering at the gym.
Seth Meyers
I can't believe Bartolo Colon got suspended for being 50.
Peyton's Head
For $350, I'm assuming Lebron's new Nikes come with your own child laborer.
Joe Praino
A newborn's soft spot #thingsmoredurablethanMikeVick
MORE TWEETS »
Just a heads up that I'm starting my summer diet which has probably ended by the time you're reading this.
Let's commemorate our departed WWII veterans by eating German frankfurters and Italian sausages.
Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
May you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people.
Love Coupon: Good for one back massage I'll immediately try and turn into sex.
At least you're not as old as you will be next year.
Just wanted to be the first one to wish you a happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers.
If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas.
However old you are is the new 30.
Not remembering where I set my drink down must be the same feeling parents have when they lose their 4-year-old at the mall.
MORE ECARDS »
Un-Airconditioned Sex
Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)
$18.99
Hot & Sticky Birthday
Ceramic Travel Mug
$19.99
Alcohol Cleanse
Shot Glass
$9.99
The New 30
Note Cards (Pk of 10)
$15.99
Blow Jobs Flowers
Women's T-Shirt
$22.99
Happy Hour
Large Mug
$14.99
Work Feels Overwhelming
Journal
$12.99
Dating Profile
Magnet
$3.99
More Into Your Birthday
Greeting Card
$3.50
Four Figures A Year
Greeting Card
$3.50
140-Character-Or-Less
Greeting Card
$3.50
Age Related Jokes
Greeting Card
$3.50
Bathroom Impact
Greeting Card
$3.50
Academic Reputation
Greeting Card
$3.50
Being Around You
Greeting Card
$3.50
SEE MORE PRODUCTS »
NEWSLETTER
Get Jockular delivered to your inbox!
Submit
LET'S BE FRIENDS
Facebook
Twitter
iPhone
RSS
StumbleUpon
PARTNER SITES
CafePress
BustedTees
30Watt
Huffington Post Comedy
Amazon
Barnes & Noble
Site Sections:
Home
Pics & Posts
Videos
Tweets
User Posts
Fantasy
More
My Stuff
Upload
© Copyright 2013 someecards, Inc.
