HAPPY PLACE
JOCKULAR
SOMEECARDS
STORE
DATING
Register
Log In
Log Out
Manage Account
Birthday Reminders
Newsletter
CLOSE
Jockular
Jockular
Search
Home
Pics & Posts
Videos
Tweets
User Posts
Fantasy
More
My Stuff
Upload
Newest Pictures
Most Popular Pictures
Hall of Fame
CLOSE
Newest Videos
Most Popular Videos
Hall of Fame
CLOSE
Newest Tweets
Most Popular Tweets
Hall of Fame
CLOSE
User Posts Home
Newest User Posts
Most Popular User Posts
Hall of Fame
My User Posts
Create a Post
CLOSE
Football
Baseball
Basketball
Hockey
CLOSE
My Uploaded Posts
Manage Account
Birthday Reminders
Newsletter
Address Book
Received Cards
Sent Cards
Created Cards
Received Invites
Created Invites
CLOSE
Create a Post
My User Posts
CLOSE
Jockular
Lakers
sort-by:
Newest
|
Most Popular
BASKETBALL
11/01/2012
Every annoying fan of every NBA franchise in under 180 seconds.
"All of those were right except for mine!"Liking a team is something that connects you to your friends and neighbors. Being a die-hard fan is something that makes you exactly the same as...
1 comments
Post
Twitter
Post to Friend's Wall
Post to Your Wall
Close
BASKETBALL
08/22/2012
The least factually accurate yet somehow most honest Kobe Bryant stats you'll see today.
These facts might not be 100% accurate, but they're honest, which is more than Kobe can tell his soon to be ex-wife he is. Other cool stats include: "99%" (The amount of decision making...
0 comments
Post
Twitter
Post to Friend's Wall
Post to Your Wall
Close
BASKETBALL
06/29/2012
Metta World Peace Twitter meltdown even seems insane coming from Metta World Peace.
After the NBA draft last night, Metta World Peace (aka Ron Artest) announced via Twitter (in a "blonde girl's voice") that he'd been traded and couldn't talk about it. So what...
0 comments
Post
Twitter
Post to Friend's Wall
Post to Your Wall
Close
BASKETBALL
05/29/2012
Metta World Peace PSA for mental health is the least mentally healthy thing you'll see today.
Guess it's kind of like fighting fire with fire, but instead it's fighting the mental issues that cause the distinction between reality and utter insanity to be blurred by blurring the...
0 comments
Post
Twitter
Post to Friend's Wall
Post to Your Wall
Close
LISTS
05/24/2012
25 terrifying sports fan haircuts that'll make you rethink your commitment to your favorite team.
If the Jockular staff tallied up the number of times we've been victims of a bad haircut, well, we'd probably quickly lose interest in such a stupid exercise. But suffice it to say, we've...
0 comments
Post
Twitter
Post to Friend's Wall
Post to Your Wall
Close
BASKETBALL
05/22/2012
Harsh reality of Lakers' playoff future summed up in helpful infographic.
To the disappointment of absolutely no one but the douchebags who live in Los Angeles, the Lakers were knocked out of the NBA playoffs last night by the Oklahoma City Thunder — which means...
1 comments
Post
Twitter
Post to Friend's Wall
Post to Your Wall
Close
ECARDS
05/22/2012
Beef with Kobe.
0 comments
Post
Twitter
Post to Friend's Wall
Post to Your Wall
Close
BASKETBALL
05/17/2012
TV station offers shockingly honest description of Metta World Peace.
Sometimes, it takes a regional ABC affiliate to have the guts to come out and say what we're all thinking. This is an actual screen grab from WLS in Chicago's 5pm broadcast the other day. At...
0 comments
Post
Twitter
Post to Friend's Wall
Post to Your Wall
Close
BASKETBALL
05/17/2012
How to ensure a vicious Wikipedia makeover.
The Lakers lost to the Thunder last night, 77-75, falling behind 0-2 in the Western Conference semifinals. The Thunder scored 9 unanswered points in the final two minutes of the game to secure their...
0 comments
Post
Twitter
Post to Friend's Wall
Post to Your Wall
Close
BASKETBALL
05/07/2012
Why NBA stalkers shouldn't be given courtside seats.
For decades, the role of the disruptive fan entering a field of play has been played by a drunk, sometimes costumed young man, but over the weekend we were introduced to what many are calling the...
1 comments
Post
Twitter
Post to Friend's Wall
Post to Your Wall
Close
Older Posts
DON'T MISS THIS
PICS
VIDEOS
TWEETS
ECARDS
STORE
Lists
New sports moments even more awkwardly erotic than the porn you're watching.
Soccer
The 16 best Mario Balotelli meme pictures you'll see in this list.
Health & Fitness
More dudes who are even worse at Photoshopping muscle than they are at building it.
Lists
A special NBA Finals update to the most awkward high-fives in the history of human hands.
Jockular Original
More honest ads for your pointless athletic gear.
Names
More of the worst human names in sports history.
Lists
The 20 most absurd, inventive and/or inappropriately sexual attempts to reinvent the bicycle.
Baseball
The 9 most gloriously obese gifs of Prince Fielder.
Lists
10 more of our favorite obnoxious sports fan signs.
London Olympics
New Olympic photos even more awkwardly erotic than the porn you just finished watching.
MORE POSTS »
Whiffleball
Insane whiffleball pitcher shows just how many ways other people are more talented than you.
Hockey
Boob-crazed cameraman does the double take of the century.
Basketball
Overly sensitive basketball announcer initiates one of the most awkward moments in television history.
Basketball
BYU student discovers hobby even lamer than not having sex.
Racing
Racer's awkward victory celebration will make you feel better about never winning anything.
X-Games
Medic is infinitely better at hurting X-Gamer than he is at helping him.
Baseball
Little League umpire's strike three call will haunt your children's dreams.
Baseball
ADD kid will finally make you feel good about the effort you put into sports.
Football
Baltimore fans are the only ones classless enough to truly call BS on the NFL refs.
Soccer
Iranian soccer player almost blows off hand with grenade in disturbingly normal Iranian soccer game.
MORE VIDEOS »
Ozzie Guillen
michelle obama great. job. and. whit all my. respect she. look. great. congrats. to. her.
Johnny McNulty
Fundamentalists are right when they say the Fantasy genre is anti-Christian, since no one ever picks Tim Tebow.
Kevin Seccia
First fantasy football draft tonight! Don't know much about it but I'll be in full chain mail armor and will try to get all the unicorns!!
Michelle Wolf
My fantasy football team is where we're at a party and they say "you're funny and smart, I want to love you forever." Am I doing this right?
Jon Friedman
I play fantasy football because it is my fantasy to play football.
Alex Scordelis
Hey, who wants to hear about my fantasy football team? *the sound of everyone unfollowing me at once*
Jensen Karp
The real fantasy in my football league is that the other dudes w/ teams wouldn't have bullied me in middle school.
Ben Swanson
Fantasy Football draft! As usual, football made out of boobs goes No. 1 overall. #FantasyFootball
Aaron Fullerton
I'm a little nervous, I picked "humility" and "good sportsmanship" for my fantasy football team.
Rex Huppke
My fantasy football draft is tonight. Hoping to nab Tom Brady, a Minotaur, Jesus (with laser gun) and Paul Ryan's abs.
Ted Berg
Hey do you guys know if there's anyplace on the Internet or TV I can get tips and information regarding fantasy football?
Jen Statsky
So psyched it's (No I don't want to join your) Fantasy Football league season again!
Not Charles Barkley
MLB players, Lance Armstrong, and now Jersey Shore. It definitely don't pay to be takin them steroids.
Dan McQuade
It's kind of comforting that Phillies-Mets games have returned to their natural state of two bad teams playing each other.
Alex Mann
Fantasy football somehow makes having an argument with a teenager on a message board feel appropriate.
scharpling
I'm eating at a place where the guy in the next booth was legitimately laughing at a Michael Jordan underwear commercial.
Matt Goldich
I try to shower immediately after doing something gross like showering at the gym.
Seth Meyers
I can't believe Bartolo Colon got suspended for being 50.
Peyton's Head
For $350, I'm assuming Lebron's new Nikes come with your own child laborer.
Joe Praino
A newborn's soft spot #thingsmoredurablethanMikeVick
MORE TWEETS »
Some days I wish I had a crappy education so your grammar wouldn't bother me so much.
If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas.
May you live long enough to shit yourself.
However old you are is the new 30.
Happy birthday to someone I hope is my friend even when we're too senile to remember each other's birthdays.
May you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people.
If I lived closer I would almost definitely try to come out for your birthday.
Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
Being with you is like winning the lottery but with no money.
Love Coupon: Good for one back massage I'll immediately try and turn into sex.
MORE ECARDS »
Un-Airconditioned Sex
Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)
$18.99
Hot & Sticky Birthday
Ceramic Travel Mug
$19.99
Alcohol Cleanse
Shot Glass
$9.99
The New 30
Note Cards (Pk of 10)
$15.99
Blow Jobs Flowers
Women's T-Shirt
$22.99
Happy Hour
Large Mug
$14.99
Work Feels Overwhelming
Journal
$12.99
Dating Profile
Magnet
$3.99
More Into Your Birthday
Greeting Card
$3.50
Four Figures A Year
Greeting Card
$3.50
140-Character-Or-Less
Greeting Card
$3.50
Age Related Jokes
Greeting Card
$3.50
Bathroom Impact
Greeting Card
$3.50
Academic Reputation
Greeting Card
$3.50
Being Around You
Greeting Card
$3.50
SEE MORE PRODUCTS »
NEWSLETTER
Get Jockular delivered to your inbox!
Submit
LET'S BE FRIENDS
Facebook
Twitter
iPhone
RSS
StumbleUpon
PARTNER SITES
CafePress
BustedTees
30Watt
Huffington Post Comedy
Amazon
Barnes & Noble
Site Sections:
Home
Pics & Posts
Videos
Tweets
User Posts
Fantasy
More
My Stuff
Upload
© Copyright 2013 someecards, Inc.
