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02/24/2012
If Linsanity had hit Seattle in 1992.
We're hoping the Fallon time follows up with a music video parody for the same song. Jeremy Lin shooting up his coaches and teammates? So sick!
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LINSANITY
02/21/2012
CNN finds way to write more ridiculous Jeremy Lin headline than ESPN did.
The assassination of Martin Luther King, Jr. couldn't end racism. The elections of Nelson Mandela and Barack Obama couldn't end racism. But CNN thinks an above-average Asian point guard has a...
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NBA
02/21/2012
Introducing the most sexually desperate Jeremy Lin pun yet.
Finally, a woman willing to have sex with a wealthy, famous athlete.
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02/21/2012
Freakiest face in college basketball history now officially freakiest face in NBA history.
It appears the Alabama fan who has been haunting our dreams ever since last week's Alabama/Florida game is at it again, this time taking his "I'm totally going to murder you, but in a...
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LINSANITY
02/20/2012
VIDEO: ESPN writers desperately attempt to come up with non-racist Jeremy Lin headlines. (NSFW)
By now you've probably seen the headline that ran on ESPN.com mobile platforms early Saturday morning in reference to the Knicks loss to the Hornets Friday night (if you haven't, it's...
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LINSANITY
02/17/2012
Tweet reveals how Jeremy Lin was treated by MSG security guards just six weeks ago.
The sad irony is there's probably a large part of Jeremy Lin wishing for nothing more than to be able go back to the days when Madison Square Garden employees didn't know who he was, let...
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LINSANITY
02/17/2012
World's most recognizably insane person succumbs to LINsanity.
What's really insane is the fact that 60 million Americans wanted this woman to be their Vice President.
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LINSANITY
02/17/2012
Applebee's offers uniquely racist opportunity to watch Asians watch an Asian play basketball.
It's difficult to tell if this press release is fake or not, especially since it contains all the racism and misspellings (it's 'descent', not 'decent) you'd expect from...
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LINSANITY
02/16/2012
Dr. Ruth offers advice for thrusting Jeremy Lin into something other than a terrible pun.
Even 83 year-old sex therapists have found a way to capitalize on the Linsanity. For you Knicks fans who hadn't already been associating the young point guard with adventurous new sex acts, Dr....
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02/16/2012
The funniest Jeremy Lin power rock ballad we've heard in the past 30 years.
The Lin song parodies and video tributes have begun pouring into YouTube, and not surprisingly, they're all pretty terrible. Except for this '80s-inspired ballad by The Sports, who claim not...
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