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09/11/2012
New sports moments even more awkwardly erotic than the porn you're watching.
Sports are sweaty, full-contact, and for the most part played with equipment that resembles either a penis, a testicle or both. Thus, it's no surprise that players can easily find themselves...
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08/31/2012
The most bizarre, sexual, and/or passive-aggressive signs from amusement parks.
Everyone should ride Ashley at least once.Pure joy, escapism, thrills and fun food. That's what a theme park is all about. Oh, also disgruntled employees, thousands of customers with IQs so...
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08/30/2012
The most hilariously random signs from our great outdoors.
One of the few places left on earth with real wild dildos.Ah, the outdoors. Unspoiled nature, wild animals, and absolutely no one around to say "hey, that sign makes it sound like everyone...
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08/27/2012
The 20 most absurd, inventive and/or inappropriately sexual attempts to reinvent the bicycle.
Last one to the egg is a discarded potential person!Bicycles. Are there any greater feats of human engineering? Yes, but bicycles are still pretty cool, and their basic design has remained the...
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07/19/2012
More of the most incredibly unfortunate sports headline and photo juxtapositions.
Thank god her skid-resistant t-shirt saved her.Let's face it, layout editors probably don't care about their jobs any more than the rest of us do, so it really shouldn't come as a...
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07/02/2012
9 more of the most obnoxiously personalized jerseys ever created.
Why the picture of the girl and not the picture of Favre's dick?You've walked by a team store and this thought has tried to cross your mind — "It would be kind of cool to get a...
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06/26/2012
10 more of the most shockingly accurate doppelgangers in sports.
Two equally as balding assholes.The great thing about a doppelganger — the German word for "OMG! You know who you look like?" — is that once we point one out to you,...
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06/15/2012
A special NBA Finals update to the most awkward high-fives in the history of human hands.
He even high-fives like a velociraptor. Much is made about excessive celebration these days, but seldom do you year about excessive awkwardbration — and that's not just because we made...
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06/12/2012
12 more of the most absurd screen grabs in sports television history.
The Internet may be the number one destination for making fun of sports, but television is still the preferred medium for watching them. Where the two intersect is this hilarious collection of sports...
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06/05/2012
The 12 most heroic instances of sports fans getting tackled by security guards.
It seems every great sports moment is marked by an equally great fan arrest. At Citi Field on Friday night, a 32-year-old airport employee in a vintage Gary Carter jersey became the latest courageous...
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Fundamentalists are right when they say the Fantasy genre is anti-Christian, since no one ever picks Tim Tebow.
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First fantasy football draft tonight! Don't know much about it but I'll be in full chain mail armor and will try to get all the unicorns!!
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My fantasy football team is where we're at a party and they say "you're funny and smart, I want to love you forever." Am I doing this right?
Jon Friedman
I play fantasy football because it is my fantasy to play football.
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Hey, who wants to hear about my fantasy football team? *the sound of everyone unfollowing me at once*
Jensen Karp
The real fantasy in my football league is that the other dudes w/ teams wouldn't have bullied me in middle school.
Ben Swanson
Fantasy Football draft! As usual, football made out of boobs goes No. 1 overall. #FantasyFootball
Aaron Fullerton
I'm a little nervous, I picked "humility" and "good sportsmanship" for my fantasy football team.
Rex Huppke
My fantasy football draft is tonight. Hoping to nab Tom Brady, a Minotaur, Jesus (with laser gun) and Paul Ryan's abs.
Ted Berg
Hey do you guys know if there's anyplace on the Internet or TV I can get tips and information regarding fantasy football?
Jen Statsky
So psyched it's (No I don't want to join your) Fantasy Football league season again!
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MLB players, Lance Armstrong, and now Jersey Shore. It definitely don't pay to be takin them steroids.
Dan McQuade
It's kind of comforting that Phillies-Mets games have returned to their natural state of two bad teams playing each other.
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Fantasy football somehow makes having an argument with a teenager on a message board feel appropriate.
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I'm eating at a place where the guy in the next booth was legitimately laughing at a Michael Jordan underwear commercial.
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I can't believe Bartolo Colon got suspended for being 50.
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For $350, I'm assuming Lebron's new Nikes come with your own child laborer.
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A newborn's soft spot #thingsmoredurablethanMikeVick
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