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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/15/2012
Gloating British Olympic team lip-syncs to 'Queen' so we'll pay attention to them for another 2:39
Don't stop me now! Just give attention, give me attention, oooh!Ok, Brits! You did a bang-up job hosting those Olympics, and we were all super impressed that you notched up the 3rd-highest...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/06/2012
Olympic staffer caught on camera checking out Usain's Bolt.
The fastest man on Earth meets the fastest elevator eyes on Earth.The only thing we can really say here is "bwooop!" We can't pretend she's not checking him out. We can't...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/06/2012
U.S. Olympic swim team uses their gold medals like Mardi Gras beads during London night out.
Don't look at Lochte, girls! Look here at the shiny!America is all about working hard and getting rewarded for it, and our swimmers are no different. It's just like we tell our kids: you...
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HEADLINES
07/31/2012
Olympics headline wins gold medal in pointlessness.
Sure, cold hard facts may not be as titilating as a tabloid headline or partisan political commentary, but Sally Jenkins is a reporter dammit, and her job is to report the facts! Though, and this is...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
07/30/2012
What it would sound like if sarcastically feigning enthusiasm was an Olympic sport.
Pip, pip. Cheerio. Spirit of humanity burning bright. Quite. Yes. Hmmm.No one has ever captured the exact energy of the entire world like this woman droning into a microphone has in London....
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SOMEECARDS
07/27/2012
Better luck.
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SOMEECARDS
07/26/2012
Sob stories.
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OLYMPICS
07/23/2012
Some uses for Spain's hideous Olympic uniforms that might not shame a whole country.
Thanks for dressing me for the first day of school, Mom.Forget the fact that their banks are threatening to drag down the world economic system, these outfits are a FASHION APOCALYPSE! We may have...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
07/18/2012
Perverted Simpsons fan gives the most absurdly enjoyable critique of the London Olympics logo.
Forget #FollowFriday, let's give a #FollowEveryday to Daniella Briggs, the smartest person on Twitter (for whatever that's worth). Now that we've seen this, we see it everywhere. Our...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
07/13/2012
The accidental profanity of the London Olympics logo.
The graphic designer's logo captured perfectly how he felt after realizing what his logo said.This happens. This geometric nightmare looks like what an R-rated cartoon dog from the 80s would...
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