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08/27/2012

Ryan Lochte's sister sets world record in offending an entire race.

"I live in a post-racial era in my mind where I rhyme Chinese with sinks & people love me."Our first question here should really be "why is Ryan Lochte's sister randomly...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/15/2012

Gloating British Olympic team lip-syncs to 'Queen' so we'll pay attention to them for another 2:39

Don't stop me now! Just give attention, give me attention, oooh!Ok, Brits! You did a bang-up job hosting those Olympics, and we were all super impressed that you notched up the 3rd-highest...
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08/13/2012

What it would look like if countries tweeted their final goodbyes to the 2012 Olympics.

United States of America (#1 - 104 medals, 46 gold)We really needed all that gold. Thanks for helping our debt, Mr. Phelps!We're all sad to see the Olympics fade into the mists of Bob...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/13/2012

A collection of Olympic bloopers that almost make you wish the Olympics weren't over.

Everyone is sick of the Olympics, but no one is ever sick of watching people mess up. It's a good thing that America mostly uses Robot Bob Costas to do the reporting and that he barely ever...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/13/2012

Ryan Seacrest's creepy British television appearance will haunt your dreams.

There's always been something a little disconcerting about Ryan Seacrest. Why does his hair always look perfect? How are his teeth so white and skin so tan? How does he hypnotize all these people...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/13/2012

Announcer confuses awkward billionaire for awkward millionaire who played him in a movie.

Everything this commentator knows about Facebook, he learned from the movie, the Social Network, starring Mark Zuckerberg as himself. Or maybe he just thinks all Jews look alike? Either way, pretty...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/13/2012

The 16 funniest Olympics Closing Ceremony tweets you'll see over the next four years.

Before we go back to not caring about these sports or athletes, here are a last few tweets from the Closing Cermony of the 2012 Summer Games....
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/12/2012

New Olympic photos even more awkwardly erotic than the porn you just finished watching.

This means it's a draw right?In ancient times, the Greeks competed in the Olympics naked. This is because they weren't fooling themselves about how incredibly sexual having thousands of...
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JOCKULAR ORIGINAL
08/12/2012

If the London Olympics were your Facebook feed.

With only the sure to be disappointing closing ceremony remaining in these 30th Olympic games, let us take this moment to look back on all that we've seen, in the way that we would probably have...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/10/2012

How Michael Phelps can use his 22 Olympic medals other than sell them for pot.

Now that Michael Phelps' Olympic career is over and he begins his full-time job trying to sell us avacados at Subway, the question remains: What will he do with his record 22 medals that...
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