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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/10/2012
Witness Usian Bolt working almost as little as you will today.
It's Friday, you're on this website, you're clearly not working. We've become amazing at finding ways to get through our mind-numbing work before putting in a tiny bit of effort at...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/10/2012
The most shockingly accurate doppelgangers of the 2012 Olympics.
A white redhead winning the long jump is almost as shocking as a teenage doctor.The great thing about a doppelganger — the German word for "OMG! You know who you look like?"...
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SPORTS TV GUIDE
08/10/2012
Sports you can watch from your sofa: August 10, 2012
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/09/2012
Ignorant ESPN UK host calls Ireland 'a joke' for not playing with the rest of Britain.
Hello, I'm Russell Barwick and I've just volunteered to have my ass kicked by this lady."Ireland is a joke for not joining team GB. It's a whole Irish joke. It just makes no...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/09/2012
The only non-erotic way to watch Women's Beach Volleyball.
Oh, they're throwing a ball back and forth over the net! Now we see.Boy, beach volleyball has been a lot of fun to watch at the Olympics. The only problem is it's very hard to watch the...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/09/2012
The most awkward, absurd, and/or testicle-punchiest GIFS of these Olympic games.
France has always been dignified but never quite this ballsy. If there's one thing the U.S. will always do better than the Chinese (besides have baby girls) it's creating stupid animated...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/09/2012
ESPN desperately and pathetically attempts non-Olympic coverage.
Sometimes ESPN needs to take a break from being the "worldwide leader in sports" and just sit back with a wine spritzer and dish! Who cares about the Olympics? Who cares about baseball? Who...
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OLYMPICS
08/09/2012
How to use the Olympics to passive-aggressively scold your coworkers on their urinal usage.
So let us get this straight: a controlled piss stream is now a feat of Olympic-level athleticism? Does that make sitting down the Paralympics? Sorry, but with both Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/08/2012
German Hulk breaks boundaries by being huge but not terrifying.
YAAAA! I am zo happy! I vant to tear my wrapping off like ze Christmas presents!Even within the lifetime of this young sports-humor blogger, there was a period where you could only watch a German...
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JOCKULAR ORIGINAL
08/08/2012
Lesser known Olympic Beach Volleyball rules.
Beach volleyball is a lot more than a game that people in movies play at the beach. It's a serious competition with serious rules. Here are some you may not know to help you better appreciate...
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