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METTA WORLD PEACE
08/22/2012
Metta World Peace's appearance on Yo Gabba Gabba is almost as insane as Metta World Peace.
When you're wondering what the hell is wrong with young people in 20 years, remember this.Metta World Peace, aka Ron Artest, aka What The Hell, stopped by the set of Yo Gabba Gabba this week...
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05/22/2012
Beef with Kobe.
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BASKETBALL
05/17/2012
TV station offers shockingly honest description of Metta World Peace.
Sometimes, it takes a regional ABC affiliate to have the guts to come out and say what we're all thinking. This is an actual screen grab from WLS in Chicago's 5pm broadcast the other day. At...
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BASKETBALL
05/17/2012
How to ensure a vicious Wikipedia makeover.
The Lakers lost to the Thunder last night, 77-75, falling behind 0-2 in the Western Conference semifinals. The Thunder scored 9 unanswered points in the final two minutes of the game to secure their...
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BASKETBALL
05/07/2012
Why NBA stalkers shouldn't be given courtside seats.
For decades, the role of the disruptive fan entering a field of play has been played by a drunk, sometimes costumed young man, but over the weekend we were introduced to what many are calling the...
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BASKETBALL
04/23/2012
The most violent display of World Peace you'll ever see.
Another day, another disgraceful display of humanity by the most ironically named man in sports. Metta World Peace — AKA the Artest formerly known as Ron, AKA Metta World Piece of Sh*t —...
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BASKETBALL
04/19/2012
The Golden State Warriors' marquee player is a Los Angeles Laker.
The Lakers/Warriors match-up last night pitted Lakers big man Andrew Bynum against Lakers other big man Pau Gasol, apparently.
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BASKETBALL
03/07/2012
What you get when you cross a future NBA Hall of Famer with the Hamburglar.
In last night's game against Detroit, Kobe Bryant took the court with a new black facemask thought to be an improvement over the clear one he has been donning since breaking his nose in the...
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03/01/2012
See the other roles masked Kobe Bryant could take on besides 'Creepy Basketball Player.'
The Silence of the KobeWhen Kobe Bryant broke his nose in the third quarter of the NBA All-Star Game at the hands of hard foul from Dwyane Wade, some of us may have anticipated the Lakers star...
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NBA
02/13/2012
Chinese newspaper inadvertently shows Jeremy Lin sexually dominating Kobe Bryant.
Since our knowledge of the written Chinese language is mostly limited to the tattoos we see on douchebags, we're not entirely sure what this newspaper is saying about the Knicks/Lakers game. What...
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