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07/06/2012
Mets fan demonstrates precisely how not to stage a personal injury.
Somehow this guy found a way to make being a Mets fan even more embarrassing by tripping on what appears to be a completely flat surface during last night's game against the Phillies. While we...
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BASEBALL
06/21/2012
The most hilariously confused celebrity Twitter conversation you'll see today.
We've all dreamed about what it would be like to meet our heroes and even thought about what we'd say to them if we ever got the chance. Former Major League utility player Fernando Tatis...
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BASEBALL
06/13/2012
The best possible way to spend your downtime while teaching in Kenya.
Unless you're a Red Sox fan, what you're about to see might be the most heart-warming video to ever come out of Africa — and yes, that includes the film Out of Africa. While teaching...
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BASEBALL
06/02/2012
Johan Santana's no-hitter followed by post-game interview with teammate's penis.
Johan Santana pitched the first no-hitter in the New York Mets' 51-year history last night, and after the game, the New York sports media was quick to pounce on the post-game coverage. Perhaps a...
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05/21/2012
Citi Field hosts Extremely Jewish Heritage Night.
"And now the prayer for Ike Davis to break out of his slump...What brought together over 40,000 Hasidic Jews to Citi Field on Sunday for some of the most surreal photos ever taken at a...
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BASEBALL
05/16/2012
Mets Bucket Hat Guy performs superhuman feat of cross-branded viral marketing.
Take a moment to process the fact that Steve Forbes nearly became President of the United States. Well ok, that might be a slight overstatement. He failed miserably in his attempts to secure the...
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BASEBALL
04/23/2012
TV poll disrespects Mets well before point in season when it's appropriate to do so.
There are five teams in the NL East, but apparently there's room for only four in this text poll graphic box. Whom to leave out? Why, the third-place Mets, of course! That's some next-level...
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BASEBALL
04/19/2012
Definitive proof that baseball is the most boring sport on Earth.
The razzle of a pitching change; the dazzle of an intentional walk; the sizzle of a 14-pitch at-bat. Few sports can match baseball for its excruciating stretches of sleep-inducing boredom. But...
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BASEBALL
04/05/2012
Craigslist ad offers specialized psychotherapy for Mets fans.
Mets fans do have it pretty rough, especially these days, but come on, there's absolutely nothing wrong with an uncontrollable sexual attraction to Mr. Met.
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04/05/2012
Baseball disaster.
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