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JOCKULAR ORIGINAL
08/12/2012
If the London Olympics were your Facebook feed.
With only the sure to be disappointing closing ceremony remaining in these 30th Olympic games, let us take this moment to look back on all that we've seen, in the way that we would probably have...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/10/2012
How Michael Phelps can use his 22 Olympic medals other than sell them for pot.
Now that Michael Phelps' Olympic career is over and he begins his full-time job trying to sell us avacados at Subway, the question remains: What will he do with his record 22 medals that...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/10/2012
The most shockingly accurate doppelgangers of the 2012 Olympics.
A white redhead winning the long jump is almost as shocking as a teenage doctor.The great thing about a doppelganger — the German word for "OMG! You know who you look like?"...
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OLYMPICS
08/09/2012
Ryan Lochte offers in-depth training on how to pee in pools.
Lochte hasn't had to not laugh this hard since we all thought he boned his sister this week.Let's give some props to Ryan Lochte for having what seems to be a pretty good sense of humor...
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SOMEECARDS
08/07/2012
Medal of failure.
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/07/2012
16 Olympic screencaps that set world records in awkwardness.
More like "Golden, Silver and a 4th Place Girl."Olympic athletes may have the upper hand when it comes to atheltic prowess, but thanks to the magic of DVR and/or on the fly broadcasting,...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/06/2012
U.S. Olympic swim team uses their gold medals like Mardi Gras beads during London night out.
Don't look at Lochte, girls! Look here at the shiny!America is all about working hard and getting rewarded for it, and our swimmers are no different. It's just like we tell our kids: you...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/06/2012
Competitive eater takes on Michael Phelps' diet.
Watching this video may go straight to your thighs.We don't know why Furious Pete is so furious, but hopefully all that rage will help him burn off this meal. Phelps' daily calorie intake...
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JOCKULAR ORIGINAL
08/03/2012
What it would look like if Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte had live-tweeted their epic race last week.
(Read from bottom to top. You know, like on Twitter.)Many people were impressed that Tyler Clary was able to use the NBC tape delay to live-tweet his gold-medal race against Ryan Lochte, but...
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07/31/2012
Gold medal celebration.
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