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08/29/2012
Honest packaging for the sports video games you waste your time and money on.
It also teaches you that in his early days, Mario had to moonlight as a referee to make cash.Sports video games promise a lot: the opportunity to feel like you're taking part in real-world...
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JOCKULAR ORIGINAL
08/06/2012
The most accurate reviews of Mike Tyson's new Broadway show
Mike Tyson was one of the world's fiercest boxers, nearly taking off heads with his famed uppercut and proving that you don't have to be in a ring to hit someone. After some personal ups and...
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07/11/2012
Sports you can watch from your sofa: July 11, 2012
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BOXING
06/29/2012
How to use your infamous attempt at cannibalism to shamelessly promote a product.
Both Evander Holyfield and Mike Tyson are both working on new projects these days: Evander Holyfield developed a BBQ sauce and Mike Tyson has a sure-to-be-a-hit Broadway musical. Even though they are...
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BOXING
06/28/2012
Ann Curry's Today Show legacy cemented by this incredibly awkward conversation about prostitutes.
Mike Tyson is coming to Broadway! And Spike Lee is directing him! Why? 'Cause "he got game." But before they bring Tyson's "tales from the hood" to the Great White Way,...
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BASKETBALL
06/13/2012
See Mike Tyson's funniest performance since the last time he stepped outside his house.
Mike Tyson has already made such a fool of himself throughout his later career that any ludicrous stunt he pulls actually brings him back around closer to respectability. It's one of the laws of...
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05/10/2012
The biggest dick moves in sports history.
Got to hand it to Amare Stoudemire — he's a total jerk-off.All athletes are jerks, this is an undisputed fact. But in the modern era of around-the-clock sports coverage and media...
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