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BASEBALL
09/27/2012
Headline typo accidentally turns major league pitcher into bestiality enthusiast.
Who would even touch that ball with a bat, knowing where his hands have been?Wow, nine straight batters? That's pretty impressive. Maybe it had something to do with the fact that all nine...
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BASEBALL
09/20/2012
A fun fact that'll make you feel better about your favorite baseball team unless it's the Cubs.
Thanks everyone! Get your next fact at the same non-daily time, same non-daily place!
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FANS
09/19/2012
Perverted fan gets ejected from baseball game for most embarrassing reason possible.
All great art requires sacrifice. Socrates gave his life to defend intellectual freedom. Beethoven went deaf rocking out too hard. Michaelangelo really messed up his back doing the Sistine Chapel....
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BASEBALL
09/10/2012
Pitcher almost decapitated by line drive is laughing in death's face online.
Judging by his profile pic, Buster Olney has taken a few hits to the face as well.When you take a hardball propelled by a pro baseball player right above your left eye socket, you pretty much have...
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BASEBALL
09/10/2012
Obese pitcher's amazing play makes your weight problem look even more unathletic.
I love stealing plates! Aw, this one ain't got no fooood.People sometimes say pitchers can't hit, or run, or slide into base. People sometimes say that the extremely obese are unathletic,...
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TWEETS
09/05/2012
Baseball manager's pro-Obama tweet is even more illiterate than most anti-Obama tweets.
This tweet great. job. whit all our respect. you. look. dumb. congrats. to. you.Ozzie Guillen is an inspirational figure who taught us that a Spanish-speaking immigrant from Venezuela can still be...
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JOCKULAR ORIGINAL
08/29/2012
Honest packaging for the sports video games you waste your time and money on.
It also teaches you that in his early days, Mario had to moonlight as a referee to make cash.Sports video games promise a lot: the opportunity to feel like you're taking part in real-world...
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BASEBALL
08/29/2012
Ball girl's effortless MLB catch shows how overpaid fat old male baseball players are.
It's ok, guys! Stop running in fear from the evil baseball! Ball girl is here!Major League Baseball, where the pay is high, the work is slow, and the low injury rate lets you play for 30...
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BASEBALL
08/27/2012
Pro baseball player's secret identity as 12-year-old kid accidentally revealed on national TV
"This is for all the kids who never thought they could be grownups."Daniel Murphy was just an ordinary 12-year-old boy until a magical fortune-telling machine and a broken arm turned him...
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SPORTS TV GUIDE
08/27/2012
Sports you can watch from your sofa: August 27, 2012
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I'm a little nervous, I picked "humility" and "good sportsmanship" for my fantasy football team.
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