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08/27/2012
Graphic perfectly illustrates how boring NASCAR really is.
Look carefully, and you can spot the one right turn (slight bend, anyway) on this whole map!We're not going to stand here and talk about how exciting other forms of racing are. We're just...
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SPORTS TV GUIDE
08/22/2012
Sports you can watch from your sofa: August 22, 2012
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08/17/2012
Sports you can watch from your sofa: August 17, 2012
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08/03/2012
Sports you can watch from your sofa: August 3, 2012
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07/25/2012
How you know you've stepped into the fashion section at Walmart.
Straight off the runway, it's the Fall 2012 collection from Versace! Great for an evening out on the town or for just staying home in your trailer park while you eat raw hot dogs out of a Ziploc...
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FANS
07/18/2012
The 14 most ridiculously white trash sports fans in America.
File under "Tattoos you'll regret in 40 lbs instead of 40 years."We come not to mock rednecks, but to praise them. Most Americans are too concerned about looking "decent"...
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07/13/2012
Sports you can watch from your sofa: July 12, 2012
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SPORTS TV GUIDE
07/09/2012
The most depressing TV schedule a sports fan will ever see.
With the All-Star game consuming baseball, and every other major sport out of season, pickings for sports this week are slim. The good news is, you can watch the All-Star game and you don't have...
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NASCAR
05/16/2012
As if you needed another reason to never join a NASCAR pit crew.
Do you like nearly being run over by cars going 225 mph? Do you enjoy being chewed out by arrogant jerk-offs who think they're athletes because they drive real fast? Become a NASCAR pit crew...
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03/05/2012
Witness the most disrespectful way to ask for respect before the singing of the National Anthem.
Brian McKnight has pretty much built his career on soulfully crooning the National Anthem at major sporting events. So you think he'd have better prepared his sons to follow in his footsteps. But...
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