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11/01/2012
Every annoying fan of every NBA franchise in under 180 seconds.
"All of those were right except for mine!"Liking a team is something that connects you to your friends and neighbors. Being a die-hard fan is something that makes you exactly the same as...
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08/22/2012
The least factually accurate yet somehow most honest Kobe Bryant stats you'll see today.
These facts might not be 100% accurate, but they're honest, which is more than Kobe can tell his soon to be ex-wife he is. Other cool stats include: "99%" (The amount of decision making...
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METTA WORLD PEACE
08/22/2012
Metta World Peace's appearance on Yo Gabba Gabba is almost as insane as Metta World Peace.
When you're wondering what the hell is wrong with young people in 20 years, remember this.Metta World Peace, aka Ron Artest, aka What The Hell, stopped by the set of Yo Gabba Gabba this week...
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08/22/2012
Diagram shows what $315 worth of LeBron's obnoxious new sneakers will really buy you.
<CLICK IMAGE TO ENLARGE>Like the advent of the dunk, the expensive basketball shoe changed the game forever. In that the name of the game became selling a shoe off your fame. Lame. LeBron...
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08/20/2012
Witness Kobe humiliate Chinese amateurs more than he's ever humiliated his wife.
If you have stage fright, you're supposed to imagine the audience naked. If you're Kobe Bryant and you're nervous about whether you can take Dwight Howard and the Lakers to the playoffs...
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08/14/2012
Former NFL lineman's fat-jiggling NBA tryout is funnier than your own fat-jiggles.
He who controls the Spice, controls the universe.It's normally irritating when someone has many talents, but if Spice Adams suddenly conducted the New York Philharmonic tomorrow, we would all...
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07/20/2012
What the Knicks farewell card for Jeremy Lin would look like if they actually cared that he's leaving.
An appropriate parting gift for Jeremy Lin. And look, even Jason Kidd, who never played with Jeremy signed it. Although he'll do anything when he's drunk. Farewell Jeremy Lin, not just from...
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07/19/2012
Sports you can watch from your sofa: July 19, 2012
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06/28/2012
The 12 worst-dressed NBA Draft Picks of all-time.
Samaki WalkerThe NBA Draft is tonight, and with it, a parade of big and tall 19-year-olds donning a suit for the very first time and posting up next to the diminuitive commissioner/tyrant David...
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06/28/2012
See a famous NBA player scare the living hell out of unsuspecting bystanders.
When Carmelo Anthony came to the Knicks last year, he brought with him a boatload of excitement and expectations from New Yorkers who looked upon the electrifying forward as their team's savior....
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