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09/25/2012
Baltimore fans are the only ones classless enough to truly call BS on the NFL refs.
That crowd has the clearest diction anyone has heard in Baltimore since Poe's time.Leave it to the city of Edward Allen Poe's fiction and the fictional Omar Little to find the most...
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SPORTS TV GUIDE
08/20/2012
Sports you can watch from your sofa: August 20, 2012
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NFL
07/11/2012
Creepy Patriots owner is worse at acting than the Patriots are at winning the Super Bowl.
Robert Kraft is the well-respected owner of the New England Patriots, but he's also just a man with a good heart helping out the people that need it most: pretty young women. This video shows...
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VID PICKS
05/30/2012
What happens when you make the mistake of thinking Tom Brady is from Boston.
During the season, Tom Brady gets to play for NFL glory and championships. During the off-season, he gets to goof around with improv actors in Funny or Die videos. He's good at sports and...
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TATTOOS
04/24/2012
Fundamental essence of Boston captured in single deranged tattoo.
Seems like Dr. Moreau has been experimenting with mascots on that weird island of his, and also he opened a tattoo parlor? Don't know how else to explain this genetically freakish ink. The sad...
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FOOTBALL
04/13/2012
Horny New England Patriot announces intention to literally sodomize Tim Tebow.
Give yourself more credit, Gronk. If you're as charming as the rest of your Internet presence makes you seem, you could totally force your body upon Mark Sanchez.
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CHEERLEADERS
03/12/2012
The 7 worst-behaved cheerleaders of all time.
Cheerleaders are without a doubt the most important and revered figures in sports. If not for spirit squads and dance teams, who would sports fans have to ogle between NFL and NBA quarters? Their own...
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JOCKULAR ORIGINAL VIDEO
02/10/2012
(NSFW) EXCLUSIVE: This week's most insightful and offensive analysis of ornery supermodels, shirtless jocks, and pretentious dogs.
In last week's debut episode of Point/Point, we watched the Sklar Brothers violently agree on pretty much every aspect of Super Bowl XLVI. Now Randy and Jason tackle the hideous aftermath of that...
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SUPER BOWL
02/08/2012
The filthiest Super Bowl statistic of 2012.
According to a press release from PornHub (feel free to pretend you've never heard of and/or gotten a computer virus from it), right after the Patriots loss on Sunday, residents of Massachusetts...
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SUPER BOWL
02/08/2012
Despondent Tom Brady inspires new Internet craze more played out than the Patriots were outplayed.
A slumped over Tom Brady following his 4th quarter interception in Super Bowl XLVI has caught the whimsy of Internet trendmakers. For those keeping score at home: Bradying is the new Gronking which...
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