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09/10/2012
Wifebeater-clad Jets fan hits female Giants fan to remind you that you could be worse.
The "Asshole" chant is the kindest form of mob justice.Everyone's done something stupid and thought "well, I guess I'm the asshole here." Everyone, that is, except...
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FOOTBALL
07/23/2012
Tim Tebow wants to date a girl like his mom and we make fun of him because we're awful.
Yeah that's right. I wanna put my wee wee in a girl like my mommy.As much as teasing Tebow about loving his mom tickles our evil bone, we have to admit that Tim is a media genius. What do you...
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FOOTBALL
05/29/2012
The reason why we follow athletes on Twitter.
New York Giants LB Mark Herzlich tweeted some pictures from his Memorial Day Weekend vacation, pictures that included a very chesty woman whose assets immediately came under scrutiny. But Mark...
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FOOTBALL
05/07/2012
See Eli Manning work out his severe sibling rivalry issues in this SNL commercial parody.
When athletes are given hosting duties on Saturday Night Live, their stilted performances can sometimes sink the show faster than an Italian cruise ship (TOPICAL!). Thankfully, Eli Manning scored a...
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NFL
03/16/2012
NFL feud quickly turns into pissing match.
Speculation that Jeremy Shockey might be eyeing a return to the Giants sparked a Twitter beef yesterday when Amani Toomer branded Shockey a "bad teammate" and "worse person." But...
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FOOTBALL
02/13/2012
How to completely overexpose your signature touchdown celebration during the Grammys telecast.
"The New York Giants won the Super Bowl! One of their receivers does a silly salsa dance when he scores touchdowns! Because he's Latino or something? I don't know, who cares. Let's...
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SUPER BOWL
02/08/2012
The filthiest Super Bowl statistic of 2012.
According to a press release from PornHub (feel free to pretend you've never heard of and/or gotten a computer virus from it), right after the Patriots loss on Sunday, residents of Massachusetts...
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02/08/2012
How to win a Super Bowl and lose your mother's respect in one easy step.
After winning his first Super Bowl on Sunday, Giants linebacker Greg Jones surprised his girlfriend of 2 years with a diamond engagement ring and his mother of 23 years with the fact that he's...
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NEW YORK GIANTS
02/07/2012
Clueless Giants fan single-handedly ruins Giants victory parade.
A man named Eli Manning just led his football team to victory in the biggest sports competition in the galaxy. Perhaps you've seen him on the front page of every newspaper in existence or...
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NEW YORK GIANTS
02/07/2012
New Eli Manning wax figure more terrifying than real-life Gisele Bundchen.
Perhaps Madame Tussauds was attempting to shift Eli's image from "overly boyish" to "greasy sociopath who will wear your flesh as a uniform." Either way, we'll willing to...
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