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09/10/2012
Wifebeater-clad Jets fan hits female Giants fan to remind you that you could be worse.
The "Asshole" chant is the kindest form of mob justice.Everyone's done something stupid and thought "well, I guess I'm the asshole here." Everyone, that is, except...
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TIM TEBOW
08/29/2012
Hurricane Isaac provides weatherman with only acceptable excuse to engage in Tebowing.
Hurricanes are a way better time to thank Jesus than during a stupid football game.Tebowing after scoring a touchdown = annoying and precious. Tebowing at work = lame and obnoxious. Tebowing after...
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FOOTBALL
08/16/2012
There is a 1-in-5 chance this baby is the Antichrist.
Uh-oh. Is snookums afraid the power of Christ will compel him?We're just saying. That baby may be the Antichrist because it doesn't like Tim Tebow. We're not saying it IS the...
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TIM TEBOW
08/14/2012
80-year-old lady risks breaking her hip to wish an untalented quarterback a happy birthday.
There will never be a sitcom with a granny as cool as this.We really wish you didn't risk life and limb to Tebow in front of your couch, but...we do have to admit you have a lot of swag. So...
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04/17/2012
Football player sets new record in baby-daddying.
10 kids. 8 women. 6 states. 1 horny football player with a severe condom allergy, apparently. Antonio Cromartie of the New York Jets recently welcomed another child into this crazy, mixed-up world...
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TEBOW
03/27/2012
It appears God has also blessed Tim Tebow with a primitive grasp of the English language.
Tim Tebow was introduced to the New York sports media yesterday with the world's first press conference for a back-up quarterback, and it's fair to say he was excited about it. So much so...
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03/27/2012
Tim Tebow welcomed to New York with video he'd surely go to hell for watching.
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TEBOW
03/22/2012
Celebrate in sin.
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TEBOW
03/22/2012
Can't touch Tebow.
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TEBOW
03/22/2012
Creative Jets fan refuses to wait for shipment of Tebow jerseys.
Knicks fans did it with Melo jerseys when Linsanity hit the town; now Jets fans are doing it with Sanchez jerseys in the wake of Tebowmania 2: Tim Takes New York. It's a respectable effort, but...
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